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diehardblue

(11,001 posts)
Tue Apr 5, 2022, 07:46 AM Apr 2022

Found this gem in my email.

Subject: Guy goes into a bar

A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "170."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he's curious. So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he'll try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"

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NoMoreRepugs

(9,472 posts)
5. Guy goes back, same scenario...
Tue Apr 5, 2022, 08:50 AM
Apr 2022

“What’s your IQ?”
“What’s an IQ?”
Robot: “Drinks are free for Republican Legislators.”

Escurumbele

(3,403 posts)
8. Damn! I already sent the original joke to my list...wish I had seen your post to add it to it...
Tue Apr 5, 2022, 08:58 AM
Apr 2022

Well done...I guess I will send an update.

malthaussen

(17,217 posts)
9. Old joke, new punchline.
Tue Apr 5, 2022, 09:05 AM
Apr 2022

When I first heard it fifty years ago, the punchline was the robot (or computer in that version) started to sing "The Marine Corps Hymn."

-- Mal

TheBlackAdder

(28,222 posts)
10. I had two Nigerian Princes email this past week about sending $20K to get $500 Million.
Tue Apr 5, 2022, 09:07 AM
Apr 2022

.

You ought to have seen the clerk's faces at Target and CVS when I bought those Apple gift cards.



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calimary

(81,512 posts)
12. I must be mistaken.
Tue Apr 5, 2022, 06:28 PM
Apr 2022

I expected the guy with an IQ of 50 to have an IQ of a number closer to the square root of -1.

Snarkoleptic

(6,002 posts)
13. Two vultures approach the airport's robotic ticket agent.
Tue Apr 5, 2022, 08:26 PM
Apr 2022

Between them, they're carrying three rank roadkill squirrels.
Sorry, but there's a limit of one carrion per passenger, says the ticket agent.

Captain Zero

(6,826 posts)
18. the day before leaving office, Putin secretly visited Trump at the white house.
Wed Apr 6, 2022, 01:06 AM
Apr 2022

Late in the afternoon the Secret Service discovered that out in the snow someone had written in urine: Trump is a Moron. Trump ordered a full investigation and late that night they reported back to him that the urine analysis showed it was Putin's urine, but the handwriting analysis showed if was Melania's handwriting.

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