Have you heard the newest rumor about Herschel Walker? I'm starting it with this post!

[Atticus]

"Supposedly", Herschel was asked for his view about inflation.

"Well, now", he began with a serious expression on his face, "this is an important issue. In my opinion, as long as that ol' pigskin is within an ounce or so of the NFL's recommended psi---that means 'pounds per square inch---not everyone knows that technical stuff---anyway, if it's close I say 'Let 'em play ball!' S'posed to be between 12.5 and 13.5 psi, but I think that ought to be just a suggestion, not a make or break rule."

The puzzled interviewer rephrased his question. "Sir," he said, "the question people want answered is 'Is Biden responsible for inflation?' "

"Not at all!" Herschel replied. "The NFL Commissioner is responsible for all that sorta stuff."

From there, the interview went down hill.

[Trueblue1968]

1. I heard he is part Human and part German Shepherd.

[ironflange]

2. That's not fair to German Shepherds!

[Tommy Carcetti]

3. Wait until someone asks him about Brazilians.

[Hassler]

4. OMG. He's making the Onion irrelevant.

[iemanja]

5. You just invented this?

[Brainfodder]

6. He played a lot of football, I'm going with 2 too many blows to that upper part of the body?

At least he has a potentially valid excuse.