Judge Jeanine is concerned we might be allowing migrants who are alcoholics into the country.

[tblue37]

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[viva la]

1. I always find it sort of ironic, what they want to accuse immigrants of--

You know, illiteracy, drunkenness, drug problems... And I want to say, "Have you ever visited a small town in southern Illinois?"

The real problem is that the hard-working, ambitious people who want to immigrate here are way too much competition for many homegrown Americans.

[Earth-shine]

2. She's worried about competition.

[70sEraVet]

3. You mean, that she might be replaced by another raving alcoholic?

[Earth-shine]

4. My joke is limited in scope to ...

she's worried about there being more alcoholics, therefore she won't be so distinct.

But, if we can get her replaced ... sounds good to me!

[tblue37]

16. Of that there will be a shortage of alcohol.

[dchill]

5. Hopefully, we'll get some much nicer drunks across the border.

[Maine Abu El Banat]

6. Less liquor for her

[jmowreader]

7. Why yes Jeannine, we certainly do

Which is why Biden is expelling migrants at a faster pace than Trump ever did.

[Initech]

8. Why are they so obsessed with the border?

[Mad_Machine76]

11. +1

It works well for them politically because reasons?

[elleng]

9. But 'non-migrant' alchohics are OK?

that would be, about 20% of the population, as I recall.

[Casady1]

10. Worried that there might be a

Shortage.

[bluedigger]

12. So she's worried supply won't keep up with demand.

She doesn't have much faith in the free market.

[area51]

13. Some jokes just write themselves.

[rsdsharp]

14. Pot, meet kettle.

Irony isn’t dead. They just don’t understand it.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. She doesn't want to share her booze with anyone

[lame54]

17. She hates sharing