I believe life begins in the balls.

[kpete]

Every man must submit to immediate government scrotal monitors that control the release of any of our trillions of precious innocent children.

Link to tweet

?s=20&t=J95b4P-pxZxcmBwr5dl9wA

[Irish_Dem]

1. Think of the precious lives lost when a man masturbates.

Men need to go to prison for that crime.

[GoodRaisin]

6. LOL

[KarenS]

7. !!

[crazylikafox]

10. Well it's not in the constitution so it must be illegal

[emulatorloo]

11. Shows just how insane Samuel Alito is.

[keithbvadu2]

12. Absotively! Posilutely! When arguing the Constitution on social media:

When arguing the Constitution on social media:

1. Whatever is not specifically allowed must be forbidden. IF this logic supports your premise.

2. Whatever is not specifically forbidden must be allowed. IF this logic supports your premise.

[Irish_Dem]

15. Yep Take away men's choice to masturbate.

[uponit7771]

22. +1,

[wnylib]

27. But it is in the Bible, which MAGAs take

their cue from, if it agrees with them.

The Bible forbids a man from "spilling his seed."

[underpants]

13. Avoid double hell. Praise Fappy!

[Harker]

2. Does that mean I can't staple them to my neck to better imitate

the big turkey outside my kitchen?

This morning my wife said I wouldn't have to remove them to do so.

[BruceWane]

3. Yes, of course!

[csziggy]

5. This can't be repeated often enough, LOL!

Great minds think alike.

[LiberatedUSA]

14. LOL n/t

[MissMillie]

26. this is EXACTLY what came into my head when I read the title of the thread (n/t)

.

[Richard D]

28. Beat me to it . . ..

. . . so to speak.

[csziggy]

4. Every Sperm is Sacred!

[SunSeeker]

8. K & R & Retweeted!

[John1956PA]

9. That was a belief held by some as recently as the 1700s. It is named "spermism."

https://www.alearned.com/sperm/

[Midnight Writer]

16. When I masturbate, I lay on my back and shoot for heaven, so God can reuse them.

I think that makes it OK.

[underpants]

18. Meow

[LuckyCharms]

20. That just deflated me.

I'll try again in a few minutes.

[underpants]

21. Take this time...

To see post 13 👆

[LuckyCharms]

23. Pro tip: Start in a corner of the room. Then,

shift your body to the right about 3 inches each time you do it.

You'll never have to worry about getting your ceiling repainted again.

[milestogo]

17. Anyone using Tucker's ball tanner should probably be exempt from monitoring

due to no survivors.

[TheBlackAdder]

19. According to Laurie Anderson, it's the Hershey bar in your father's back pocket.

.

3:35 into the video

I'm thinking back to when I was a child
Way back to when I was a tot
When I was an embryo
A tiny speck. Just a dot
When I was a Hershey bar
In my father's back pocket

.

[IronLionZion]

24. There is some bible story about Onan spilling seed

outside of any earthen vessel. So even nocturnal emissions should be punished

[Higherarky]

25. .

!

[Eyeball_Kid]

29. Life begins with your dad's balls!

[Jerry2144]

30. 2 Corinthians and two balls?

Coincidence? I think not. It has to be divine intervention.


But what about those of us who have been neutered?

Full disclosure, I am one. It wasn’t so bad. Worst part was wearing that plastic cone of shame around my neck for two weeks to keep me from licking myself. It serves me right for going to a vet to save money on the procedure

[lastlib]

31. NOW you're getting personal!

My balls, my choice!

[LudwigPastorius]

32. If that's the case, Pol Pot and Stalin have nothing on me.

I'm the biggest mass murderer in history.

[lostnfound]

33. Any anti-choice congressman who donates a kidney to a needy person may speak

Or who agrees to give half their salary to a needy orphan for the next 21 years, they can speak also.
The rest of them should sit down and shut up.