If Donald Trump ever demanded the right of droit du seigneur ...

[11 Bravo]

Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, J D Vance, and a host of Republican candidates all across this country would turn to their spouses and say, "Honey, I hope you like mushrooms".

[Ocelot II]

1. Stormy Daniels called bumping uglies with TFG the worst 90 seconds of her life.

https://nationalpost.com/news/world/worst-90-seconds-of-my-life-stormy-daniels-says-of-sexual-rendezvous-with-trump

Although disgusting, at least it wouldn't last long, and might not even be particularly noticeable.

[SergeStorms]

2. Yuck!

Just as I'm sitting down for lunch.

Thanks for that. The dog will be happy.

[11 Bravo]

4. Sorry about that!

(But if your pooch got a treat, it wasn't all for naught.)

[SergeStorms]

6. We're simpatico.

What's hers is hers and what's mine is hers. Isn't that the way it always works with your best friend?

[11 Bravo]

7. That's certainly the dynamic between me and my sweet rescue Lab.

She's almost 14 ... it took her a while, but she's got me completely trained.

[SergeStorms]

8. They have a way of doing that.

Humans are a bit thick or they'd have us trained much sooner.

[brush]

3. Hope you like mushrooms. That's pretty funny.

[Ohio Joe]

5. Heh... I had to look it up but...

Yeah, that is funny