The DUzy Awards for the week of January 13, 2012

[The DUzy Awards]

[center][big][big][big]WELCOME to the NEW and IMPROVED™ DUZY AWARDS[/big][/big][/big]

Your weekly collection of sarcasm, puns, jokes, gags, and unintentional humor that shows that some DUers have a personal interest in drug legalization!!

This week’s improvement: being on time.

Note to Salma Hayek:I’m sorry, but I don’t get involved with married women.

Note to Admins: Hey, since my real account has a star, can’t this one have one too?


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by scarletwoman

[big] Where the DUzys at? Is this not Friday?[/big]
I don't see them anywhere...

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] jberryhill [/font]
[big] 1. They are posted in the Buddhism group [/big]
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] scarletwoman [/font]
[big] 3. The Buddhism Group - which is Empty, as we all well know. [/big]
I'd nominate your post for a DUzy, but that would obviously be an act of clinging to Illusion.

GD,. Jan. 6, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002131698


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Fire Walk With Me

[big] Caption this pic of Perry:[/big]


[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF] Moostache
[big] 19. We have the technology....we can rebuild him...make him faster...stronger...better! [/big]

Cue the "$6 Million Dollar Man" music with Lee Majors....
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Arrell [/font]
[big] 23. trust me... [/big]
His wife does not want him 'faster'...

Video & Multimedia, Jan 4, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10174719


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE] Original post by [font color=#800080] kentauros [/font]

[big] Eine Kleine Nichtmusik[/big]
A little something to put y'all to sleep

[font color=#FF0000]Nicely done![/font]

The Lounge, Jan 7, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101826866


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by oh08dem

[big] What I want to happen in tonight's GOP debate.[/big]
A major Romney faux pas: From my perspective, Romney seems to have a ton of pent-up anger (see Brett Baier interview, or Mitt getting touchy-feely with Governor Goodhair). Will he be able to handle the kitchen sink that's going to be thrown at him from Gingrich?

Paul/Huntsman undercard: Neither is going to win, but bad blood is brewing between both camps.

Choking on Santorum: Welcome to the big leagues! But much like a September call-up, I don't expect Santorum to stay relevant for too much longer.

Newt's last stand: Is he going to go out with a bang, or a whimper?

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF] oh08dem
[big] 5. Haha, thin skin Romney may want to stick to being a robot then. [/big]
A condensed debate schedule and his shitty acting will sure lead to many laughs.

I'm sure Ron Paul will look like the crypt keeper; maybe he should borrow whatever his son has on his head to soften his image?

Newt may try to hit on Jon Huntsman's daughter's, obviously failing and pissing him off even more.
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] JohnnyRingo [/font]
[big] 9. I thought that was a pubic hair transplant.[/big]
It's so... natural looking.

GD, Jan 7, 2011
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002134874


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by one_voice

[big] Wow...Mitt sounds so desperate...[/big]
he's rambling, losing his train of thought, going off on tangents.

He reminds me of someone that's has serious sleep deprivation...rambling fast talk.

Someone should tell him, he's not coming off well.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Ikonoklast [/font]
[big] 11. He always sounded like a Tweeker to me, disjointed, breathless, talking over himself.[/big]
Or maybe just a Mormon who just drank his very first Espresso.

GD, Jan 7, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002136144


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE] In an original post by malaise

[big] MTP Debate and a question for DUers [/big]
Has a single moderator of these debates asked a question about the race-baiting among ReTHUG candidates?

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Enrique [/font]
[big] 6. to their credit [/big]
they have had plenty of blah moderators

GD, Jan 8, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002137355


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Fire Walk With Me

[big] Caption Romney and McCain[/big]


[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] unapatriciated [/font]
[big] 8. "Greedy, drunk and Republican is no way to go through life." [/big]

Video & Multimedia, Jan 8, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10175451


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by OmahaBlueDog

[big] Darn you administrators! Darn you all to heck![/big]
I made the mistake of reading my transparency page.

It tells you how many star members have you on "ignore."

ONE star member has me on ignore. Who could it be? The mind boggles! I will (I'm serious here) lose sleep over this trying to deduce/guess who it could be. If it were 20 or 100 it wouldn't be so bad -- but ONE?

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF] eppur_se_muova
[big] 4. Sounds like the setup of a "Frasier" episode. nt [/big]
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF] OmahaBlueDog
[big] 10. Darn you to heck as well. I tried to look up the translation of your screen name [/big]
....only to have the search engine keep correcting my search terms.

You, eppur_se_muova, are a search engine confuser!
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] dimbear [/font]
[big] 11. Famous remark Galileo made when people kidded him about his old wreck car. [/big]
It still moves, he said.

[font color=#FF0000]“eppur si muova” means “yet it moves”[/font]

The Lounge, Jan 8, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101827496


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by brooklynite

[big] Huntsman: Romney ‘Completely Out of Touch’[/big]
ABC News:

Jon Huntsman is finally attracting big crowds and taking the fight to Mitt Romney.

I just interviewed him after a raucous campaign stop in Concord, N.H. He told me Romney’s “I like to fire people” comment shows he is “completely out of touch” with what’s going on the country. “I don’t like to fire people, I like to create jobs,” Huntsman said.

He has never been so harshly critical of Romney. A top Huntsman aide added: Romney “will rue the day he said that.”

The Huntsman crowds are bigger and more enthusiastic than ever and he obviously feels a momentum change. “We need to prove we can move the market here,” Huntsman said.

Saturday morning, I saw Huntsman at a Senior Center with at most 100 people; amazing what 24 hours can do...

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Liberal Veteran [/font]
[big] 6. He's right, as opposed to himself who is only mostly out of touch. [/big]

LBN, Jan 9, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101421200


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by onehandle

[big] MSNBC's Millionaire Heiress, Meghan McCain. Dumb at any price.[/big]
I saw this live. The speculation is that she meant 'modicum.' I only support this theory because she didn't pull out her crayons and draw one on the wall of the set.
__________

Meghan McCain Says Obamas Deserve an ‘Emoticon’ of Privacy

Lest you think she meant some other word, Meghan McCain said it twice, in fact, on MSNBC today. But which emoticon signals privacy?

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/01/meghan-mccain-give-obamas-emoticon-of-privacy.html



[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] REP [/font]
[big] 18. Are you using rachel epitaphs??!!11 [/big]

[font color=#FF0000]Plenty of more one-liners in the thread![/font]

GD, Jan 9, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002144748


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Angry Dragon

[big] My eyes have gazed upon the forbidden[/big]
You shouldn't be seeing this, but if you are, please report it in the Help & Meta-discussion forum.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Ikonoklast [/font]
[big] 13. Put your affairs in order. Every DU'er who has received that message has mysteriously vanished, [/big]
without a trace.


It's only a matter of time before they come for you, too.

Keep posting right up to the last minute, and try to leave the rest of us clues as to what is happening.





I sure hope that by you posting that message and the rest of us reading it in this thread doesn't mean that we are all at risk of being disa































































.

Help&Meta-Discussion, Jan 9, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124025761


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Fire Walk With Me

[big] Mail a Million Panties to John Boehner for Women's Reproductive Rights[/big]


Must be logged into Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mail-a-Million-Panties-to-John-Boehner-for-Womens-Reproductive-Rights/166189526768167?sk=wall

Massive Art Project! Performance Art for everyone! Office of the Speaker H-232 The Capitol Washington, DC 20515 Phone: [phone] Fax: [phone] Please note: Blood or human or animal waste is considered a toxic substance and you can be prosecuted for sending it, especially to a member of Congress. Please consider this before sending. Send CLEAN underwear only!

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] muntrv [/font]
[big]2. Fight fundies with undies. [/big]

GD, Jan 10, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002150403





[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]Original post by [font color=#800080] HopeHoops [/font]

[big] Doesn't ANYONE have a recipe for roadkill cooked on the manifold on the way home?[/big]
No?

Good.

[font color=#FF0000]Everybody up to post #14 gets a DUzy![/font]

Cooking & Baking, Jan 11, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11573693


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Tx4obama

[big] Guess Which Candidate Was Most Organized In New Hampshire?[/big]
Guess Which Candidate Was Most Organized In New Hampshire?

MANCHESTER, NH — Which candidate has the most offices in New Hampshire? No, it’s not Mitt Romney. That would be President Obama, whose campaign has seven spread out across the state — more than the rest of the field combined. Romney has one central office in Manchester, for the record.

It’s not exactly the most competitive primary in the world, but Obama is on the ballot in New Hampshire today too on the Democratic side and his campaign has its own lineup of volunteer events and celebrations planned in the Granite State. I stopped by their Manchester office on Tuesday to find a small cadre of Democrats hitting the phones to remind voters to turn out to vote.

“While (the Republicans) are getting the attention, behind the scenes we’re building up our organization,” Obama spokesman Frank Benenati told TPM.

SNIP

Full article and Photos here: http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/obama-campaign-is-running-in-new-hampshire-too.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF] stockholmer
[big] 9. btw, my Sr. thesis was on the growing ursurpation of political power by the Excutive branch of [/big]
the US governmnt, mostly at the expense of Congress within the historical Constitutional system of checks and balances. This democracy-robbing trend started to really take flight under the Nixon administration, and has expanded unchecked, albeit with different speeds, with each adminstration since, especially Clinton, W Bush, and now, sadly to say, Obama.
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] ellisonz [/font]
[big] 10. Yeah, but see that's highfalutin political science... [/big]
...and not wisdom gained from lengthy engagement in the tribalism of American politics. We're not ready to put down our clubs yet on any side and so we shall try to bash each others brains in to settle nothing but the further endearment of hard feelings. It's the American Way - we're like Easter Islanders climbing a pinnacle for a bird egg. It just doesn't turn out that well for all parties involved.

Politics 2012, Jan 11, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251322


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by trumad

[big] Bias in jury voting towards members with errr a "reputation".[/big]
For instance-- In one post a member called another member an 'E-thug".

The jury let it stand.

Sorry but I don't think any type of context should allow that to stand.

Now---if I were to call someone an E-Thug, I have a feeling it would be a 6-zip vote to hide it within 3 minutes after I posted it.

Do I deserve my reputation? Well...sure I do...check my transparency page.

The point I am making is that juries should not let reputation bias come into play and only vote according to the rules stated by this forum.

Real juries in real courtrooms have Defense Attorneys who do their best to keep juries untainted by the past reputation of their clients.

This my friends, in MHO, is the biggest flaw in the DU jury system.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] jberryhill [/font]
[big] 19. Ever want to reach through your screen and choke someone? [/big]
Here at E-Thug, we can do that. Securely, anonymously, and online.

E-Thug is a service of Assbook. Our motto: know your enemies.

H&MA, Jan 11, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124026787


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by BeFree

[big] Names of Jury members[/big]
Just had a post hidden.... Bwahahaha!!

Anyway, you look at the reasons and there are no jurist names listed.
What are they afraid of?

IRL jurists' names are public. Why in this fake names place should fake names be hidden?

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] REP [/font]
[big] 2. Good point. I'll put a fake name on my next jury comment[/big]
I wasn't on your jury, in case you were wondering.

H&M-D, Jan 11, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124026881


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by MineralMan

[big] When Juries and TOS Collide [/big]
Here's a post I alerted on, and checked the TOS option:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=142151

Here is the jury result:


At Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:27 AM you sent an alert on the following post:

The source for this piece is commonaffairs . com which is published by the Council on Foreign

REASON FOR ALERT:

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards</a>.)

YOUR COMMENTS:

Introduces Bilderberger claptrap Conspiracy Theory. That's a TOS violation, and cause for banning. Stating that the State Department is following Bilderberg orders is simply a CT statement.

JURY RESULTS

A randomly-selected Jury of DU members completed their review of this alert at Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:35 AM, and voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT ALONE.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I can't quite get to the level of hiding this post based on the alert as offered. Hopefully the alerted has checked the 'ToS' box so other eyes will consider that aspect of the alert.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: And if it's claptrap we will find out in the comments.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Not really into the whole Bilderberg thing - but I'm going to vote to leave it.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The poster is stating his/her opinion; take it or leave it, but censorship? Come on, get a grip!
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: We are all big boys and girls. We know what we think.


A clear conflict between a jury decision and the TOS as written. We're seeing a lot of this, and it's a genuine issue, I think. I'm posting this for discussion purposes only. What do you think?

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF] greatauntoftriplets
[big] 57. FYI, Skinner has banned his member. [/big]
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] MineralMan [/font]
[big] 60. His Member? Good Lord, I hope not! [/big]
I imagine it's of some use to him. Banning it seems pretty extreme, really.
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] UnrepentantLiberal [/font]
[big] 90. Jesus [/big]
They torture you before they PPD you?

H&M-D, Jan 9, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124025506


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Zorra

[big] Nationwide 'Occupy' strike paralyzes Nigeria[/big]
LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) – Thick black smoke and flames rose Tuesday from the burning roadblock that cut off a highway linking Nigeria's mainland to the islands where the oil-rich nation's wealthy live. The bare-chested young men who live under the bridge said they had had enough.

"This is oligarchy, this is not a democracy!" shouted Danjuma Mohammed, as he stood before the fire holding rocks in his hands. "We are no longer afraid of you! We are ready for war!"

As the paralyzing nationwide strike called by labor unions Nigeria entered its second day Tuesday, protests by those angered by government corruption and inaction drew tens of thousands to the streets and remain largely peaceful. However, worrying signs of possible unrest have begun emerging in a multiethnic nation of more than 160 million people often violently divided by those who have and those who have not.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/story/2012-01-10/nigeria-nationwide-strike/52481948/1

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] fascisthunter [/font]
[big] 4. BBut What is Their Message [/big]


LBN, Jan 12, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101424226


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by laconicsax

[big] FOR SHAME, EARLG![/big]
When do we get the top 10 conservative idiots back?

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Tuesday Afternoon [/font]
[big] 1. when we can narrow it down to just ten. [/big]

H&M-D, Jan 12, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124027621


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by madinmaryland

[big] Get a bain, Morans! [/big]


Can anyone photoshop this??

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] LadyHawkAZ [/font]
[big] 2. Here ya go[/big]


GD, Jan 12, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002161865


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by laylah

[big] FOR SHAME, SKINNER![/big]
Many of us have been here since the inception of DU. We have supported you, monitarily and spiritually! What you are doing now is SO out of line. You have driven MANY of us, many of the BACKBONE of DU, away. Fess up...why? WHY, SKINNER!? WE supported you, now you abandon us? Truth? TRUTH??????? I doubt we will get it, all the more reason to be so disappointed. YOU owe US, not the other way around! For shame...

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Lone_Star_Dem [/font]
[big] 94. For shame indeed! For the life of me, I cannot figure out why... [/big]
...I'm the first person to post this image in this thread?



DU is not what it used to be!

*obligatory gnashing of teeth and tearing out of hair here*
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Ruby the Liberal [/font]
[big] 95. Well, I was holding off too, but meh [/big]


H&M-D, Jan 12, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124027433


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by grantcart

[big] View profile

There is a Buddhist Group, but not all can enter.[/big]
They have added an ingenious test to the portal so that only those that are worthy to join the path

to the Dharma can enter.

Click and and see if you are worthy:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1249


Also I have a $ 50 bounty for anyone who can give me instructions to bypass the portal and get me in through a back door.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] canetoad [/font]
[big] 12. At last [/big]
They agitated and fretted so much I thought they were presbyterians.

H&M-D, Jan 12, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124027688


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by kpete

[big] Obama recess appointments approved by Justice Department[/big]
Obama recess appointments approved by Justice Department

By JOSH GERSTEIN | 1/12/12 11:50 AM EST

President Barack Obama’s decision last week to snub Congress and make a series of recess appointments while the Senate claimed it was technically in session had the legal blessing of the Justice Department, according to a formal legal opinion released Thursday.

“We conclude that while Congress can prevent the president from making any recess appointments by remaining continuously in session and available to receive and act on nominations, it cannot do so by conducting pro forma sessions during a recess,” the head of Justice’s Office of Legal Counsel, Virginia A. Seitz, wrote in a 23-page opinion.

On Jan. 4, Obama announced four recess appointments, including one to Richard Cordray to head the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. The president faulted the Senate for failing to act on the nominations and said it was important to get the officials in place.

White House officials argued at the time that the series of brief sessions the Senate held over the Christmas break were not sufficient to block the president’s power to name temporary appointees when Congress is in recess. They said the Justice Department had been consulted, but until Thursday had declined to say whether the Office of Legal Counsel issued a formal opinion and refused to make any opinion public.


Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71376.html#ixzz1jGWyCKdX

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Major Hogwash [/font]
[big] 16. Ha hahaha, what are they gonna do, take Obama to court over this? [/big]
Com'on, Speaker Boehner, come out from under your desk now, and quit sucking your thumb. I'm sure that the fetal position is not a good position for a man of your stature to take at a time like this. Com'on, com'on, quit crying. Mr. Speaker, please, you're slobbering now. Wipe your nose. Please, please John, quit crying. Com'on, take your thumb out, almost out, com'on, a little more, a little more. Good. No, now don't start crying again. Come here, come here. Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird, and if that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna buy you a lobbyist's ring. And if that lobbyist's ring don't shine, then momma's gonna buy you a banking job. Now, now don't you feel better? Com'on, look at me, quit sniveling, it's gonna be all right. Cheer up, remember that new golf club you wanted for Christmas, but you didn't get it? Yeah, that one. Well, we'll just go down to the store tonight and we'll just buy that golf club. Does that sound like a good idea to you? Huh? No, no more balls. You lost the ones you had last year. No, now, don't start up again. Huh? No, it's gonna be a long time until then, Johnny. It's still 10 months away. No, I don't think I'm going to let you talk to Sean tonight. It's not a good idea to go on tv tonight. Not until you can get the red out of your eyes. Your eyes are all puffy now and everyone will know you've been crying. Maybe tomorrow. Yes, I promise. Now, all better? Good, now go back to your coloring book and try to stay in the lines this time, okay? Okay. Now, I'll go make you a warm cup of hot chocolate and cut up a Zinger for you, just the way you like it, in little bitty, bite-size pieces, so you won't choke again. Okay? Okay. Now, I'm going to be right in the other room, so if you get scared again, you just call out. Okay? Okay then. But don't hide under the desk any more. Okay? Okay, I'll be right back.

LBN, Jan 12, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101423946


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]Original post by [font color=#800080] taterguy [/font]

[big] Some dumbass almost hit me on my way to work this morning. [/big]
There was condensation all over his windshield.

It was before dawn and I was riding my bike in my standard all-black outfit.

I'd be dead if he hadn't caught a glimpse of my glowing cigarette ember.

What the fuck is wrong with people.

The Lounge, Jan 13, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101831908


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In a screen capture by [font color=#800080] LiberalAndProud [/font]



[font color=#FF0000]Sometimes the stars align… [/font]

Via DU Mail, Jan 12, 2012


Thanks to: Ruby the Liberal, Fire Walk With Me, CaliforniaPeggy, MH1, coalition_unwilling, Ohio Joe, LiberalAndProud, eppur_se_muova, REP, dixiegrrrrl, eridani, hootinholler, rocktivity, and Matariki,

Submitted with an hour to go before midnight,
-Krispos42

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Thank you!

[krispos42]

3. You earned it! n/t

[krispos42]

2. I see we've been gifted with helpful formatting buttons...

but the "big" command still doesn't work.

*sigh*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Glad I could help!

Brings a tear to me eye, it does!

[hootinholler]

5. Oh thank you!

I was worried I missed them while, um, missing them.

[SunsetDreams]

6. LOL good ones! Love all the Duzy's

[aquart]

7. Damn you. When I laugh, I cough.

[Ruby the Liberal]

8. Yay DUzys!

Now off to go read the road kill thread in C&B for some weekend culinary ideas...

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Continuing a high standard of quality, yes indeed.

I laughed so hard a tear trickled down my leg.

[Ruby the Liberal]

11. That wasn't a tear, sis.

[scarletwoman]

10. Wait a minute, where's your cat?

Why isn't he on the bed with you? OMG! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE CAT?!?!?







On the other hand -- TOP BILLING! I got TOP BILLING this week!

[Ruby the Liberal]

12. You totally deserved that

it was damn funny. I actually think I may have submitted you two for that one last week. LOL

[scarletwoman]

14. And you got an extremely well-deserved DUzy yourself, Ruby! No more just a straight (wo)man!

No more hiding in the shadows!

[Ruby the Liberal]

15. Ah, but my record is still intact!

I got that in an email.

[krispos42]

16. Oh, she's here, but not snoring this time.

*turns around*


Well, she was here...

[ellisonz]

13. woot!

Good work DU and especially Krispos!

[REP]

17. Sweet!

Fourth week in - as a smart mouth and a suggester. Sweet !

[malaise]

18. Excellent

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. Thank you. I swear to the gods it was an innocent typo....

Meant to say "Skinner has banned This member".

[MineralMan]

21. And thank YOU for not editing to correct.

Your post generated many find DUzy-worthy replies.

[greatauntoftriplets]

22. I didn't see it until someone pointed it out to me a few days later....

And by that time, so many people were amused that I didn't have the heart to change it.

[In_The_Wind]

30. All this time I've been sleeping with the enemy!

[img][/img]

[krispos42]

25. uh-huh

[Ikonoklast]

27. Uh-huh. Sure. Oh, we believe THAT.

"Innocent typo"....pffft.

I'd never thought I'd see a DU member try to use a modified Ron Paul Defense of their writings.

[MineralMan]

20. Thanks again for performing this valuable service!

I hadn't seen all of those.

[Hissyspit]

23. LOL

Look at Ron Paul with a pancake on his head. He looks ridiculous, because he looks like, um, Ron Paul with a pancake on his head.

[gateley]

24. Kongrats everyone, and Recommend! And thanks again, Krispos, for bringing us these!!

[lunatica]

26. Love Rick Perry as the $6 million dollar man

[cbayer]

28. Well done, Krispos!

[beac]

29. Hurray for the DUzys!