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Florida man Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck (Original Post) Historic NY Jun 2022 OP
Huh ... was his name 'Garp' by any chance? nt Hugh_Lebowski Jun 2022 #1
Haha. FalloutShelter Jun 2022 #3
This happened on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm too! Initech Jun 2022 #11
Parenthood (8/12) Movie CLIP - Something to Help You Relax MustLoveBeagles Jun 2022 #28
One of my all-time fave movies (nt) Hugh_Lebowski Jun 2022 #29
Worse case of distracted driving Historic NY Jun 2022 #2
Or best. Lochloosa Jun 2022 #10
There but for the grace of God ... 11 Bravo Jun 2022 #4
If THAT is true.... MyOwnPeace Jun 2022 #24
Years ago one of the local barflies was reputed to have... TreasonousBastard Jun 2022 #5
That sounds very difficult. LOL! NA texasfiddler Jun 2022 #17
We did spend a lot of bartime trying to figure out how she did it. TreasonousBastard Jun 2022 #22
Was he driving a Hummer? lpbk2713 Jun 2022 #6
Good one. fightforfreedom Jun 2022 #7
"injuring his groin" rurallib Jun 2022 #8
Florida Man strikes again! Initech Jun 2022 #9
Did they get a ticket for not wearing seat belts? Throck Jun 2022 #12
The World According to Garp... Itchinjim Jun 2022 #13
+1 Roland99 Jun 2022 #18
an unhappy ending, to be sure... bahboo Jun 2022 #14
Boy, that sucks. SYFROYH Jun 2022 #15
I clicked for the lols Zeitghost Jun 2022 #16
+11 Higherarky Jun 2022 #30
Kick dalton99a Jun 2022 #19
Meooowwwch!!!! getagrip_already Jun 2022 #20
I figured out on my own that it's best to take the foot off the gas when nearing climax Kaleva Jun 2022 #21
There is an urban legend about this. Midnight Writer Jun 2022 #23
I would die of terminal embarrassment. 3catwoman3 Jun 2022 #25
Gulp Historic NY Jun 2022 #26
Now there is a tough lesson to learn. N/t LiberatedUSA Jun 2022 #27
Detachable penis ... Higherarky Jun 2022 #31
I hope Higherarky Jun 2022 #32

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)
5. Years ago one of the local barflies was reputed to have...
Fri Jun 3, 2022, 04:44 PM
Jun 2022

wrecked her car giving a guy a bj while she was driving.

getagrip_already

(13,755 posts)
20. Meooowwwch!!!!
Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:25 PM
Jun 2022

According to the article......

Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash. However, the SUV driver’s penis was “nearly bitten off,” according to the Daily Mail — presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.


Let's hope he was some bigwig qop'r........

Kaleva

(36,040 posts)
21. I figured out on my own that it's best to take the foot off the gas when nearing climax
Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:26 PM
Jun 2022

While getting my cock bite off because I punched the gas when cumming and got into an accident would make a for a great story to tell, I'd rather keep my appendage.

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