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It was a head-on collision literally.
A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.
[link:https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-sex-sends-florida-man-crashing-into-fedex-truck/|]
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Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)FalloutShelter
(12,214 posts)Id forgotten that. Read that book so long ago.
Initech
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MustLoveBeagles
(12,141 posts)Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)Historic NY
(37,617 posts)Lochloosa
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11 Bravo
(23,967 posts)MyOwnPeace
(17,046 posts)then 'BRAVO' is indeed a most appropriate name for you!!!!
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)wrecked her car giving a guy a bj while she was driving.
texasfiddler
(2,122 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)lpbk2713
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fightforfreedom
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rurallib
(62,712 posts)did the injury involve teeth marks, by chance?
Owwwwwwwwwwwww
Initech
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Throck
(2,520 posts)Itchinjim
(3,104 posts)bahboo
(16,535 posts)SYFROYH
(34,200 posts)Zeitghost
(4,161 posts)And DU came through!
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dalton99a
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Officers tend to a victim with their pants around their ankles.
getagrip_already
(15,897 posts)According to the article......
Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash. However, the SUV drivers penis was nearly bitten off, according to the Daily Mail presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.
Let's hope he was some bigwig qop'r........
Kaleva
(37,075 posts)While getting my cock bite off because I punched the gas when cumming and got into an accident would make a for a great story to tell, I'd rather keep my appendage.
Midnight Writer
(22,369 posts)3catwoman3
(24,599 posts)No way, no way, no way.
Historic NY
(37,617 posts)LiberatedUSA
(1,666 posts)Higherarky
(637 posts)[link:https://music.
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(637 posts)that wasn't too "mature" for this thread ...