"As Attorney General of Texas, let me ask you this. . ." Please come CAPTION Ken Paxton!!!

[skip fox]

Ken ("Anyway, life is short" ) Paxton is saying: "Do you think those children at Ulvade were thinking about racial prejudice or their First Amendment rights? Maybe they were thinking about income inequality? Or prescription drug prices. . . Yeah, right! . . I know you know better than that. . . . They were thinking about how great it was to grow up in the greatest country that every existed where every person was free to own as many guns as they want. . . . They were thinking like Americans! . . . Besides, it's all God's plan."




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Above CAPTION is satire based on Paxton's most recent callousness as covered in Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2022/06/texas-ag-ken-paxton-responds-uvalde

[Atticus]

1. O-oh, jeez! I think I just sharted! nt

[BlueBloodedAmerican]

2. Man who tried to tried to scoop up his dog's diarrhea and the bag ripped open.

[rubbersole]

4. Paxton is stupider than he looks.

A gaffe machine extraordinaire.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. Paxton: I really think this '84 Coupe de Ville is right for you.

We'll even throw in wire hubcaps at no extra charge.........

or.....

Paxton: Have you or someone you know been recently involved in a car accident? If so, call Ken!....

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