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Fri Jun 17, 2022, 01:54 PM

"As Attorney General of Texas, let me ask you this. . ." Please come CAPTION Ken Paxton!!!




Ken ("Anyway, life is short" ) Paxton is saying: "Do you think those children at Ulvade were thinking about racial prejudice or their First Amendment rights? Maybe they were thinking about income inequality? Or prescription drug prices. . . Yeah, right! . . I know you know better than that. . . . They were thinking about how great it was to grow up in the greatest country that every existed where every person was free to own as many guns as they want. . . . They were thinking like Americans! . . . Besides, it's all God's plan."




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Above CAPTION is satire based on Paxton's most recent callousness as covered in Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2022/06/texas-ag-ken-paxton-responds-uvalde

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Reply "As Attorney General of Texas, let me ask you this. . ." Please come CAPTION Ken Paxton!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jun 2022 OP
Atticus Jun 2022 #1
BlueBloodedAmerican Jun 2022 #2
Atticus Jun 2022 #3
rubbersole Jun 2022 #4
KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2022 #5

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Fri Jun 17, 2022, 02:10 PM

1. O-oh, jeez! I think I just sharted! nt

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Fri Jun 17, 2022, 02:11 PM

2. Man who tried to tried to scoop up his dog's diarrhea and the bag ripped open.

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Fri Jun 17, 2022, 02:33 PM

4. Paxton is stupider than he looks.

A gaffe machine extraordinaire.

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Fri Jun 17, 2022, 02:55 PM

5. Paxton: I really think this '84 Coupe de Ville is right for you.

We'll even throw in wire hubcaps at no extra charge.........

or.....

Paxton: Have you or someone you know been recently involved in a car accident? If so, call Ken!....

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