Q: If an alien face-hugger forces a symbiote down your throat, you're now forced to carry it to term

[tclambert]

when it will burst out of your chest killing you, according to the Supreme Court, right?

Or is that just for women?

[msongs]

1. what if god impregnates u behind your husband's back (adultery) nt

[tclambert]

3. Husband: "You cheated on me? With God?"

"Mary, you slut! I want a divorce!"

[DBoon]

2. is a tertoma now illegal to remove?

A teratoma is a tumor made up of several different types of tissue, such as hair, muscle, teeth, or bone.[4] Teratomata typically form in the ovary, testicle, or coccyx.[4]
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Symptoms may be minimal if the tumor is small.[2] A testicular teratoma may present as a painless lump.[1] Complications may include ovarian torsion, testicular torsion, or hydrops fetalis.[1][2][3]

They are a type of germ cell tumor (a tumor that begins in the cells that give rise to sperm or eggs).[4][8] They are divided into two types: mature and immature.[4] Mature teratomas include dermoid cysts and are generally benign.[8] Immature teratomas may be cancerous.[4][9] Most ovarian teratomas are mature.[10] In adults, testicular teratomas are generally cancerous.[11] Definitive diagnosis is based on a tissue biopsy.[2]

- wikipedia

Sounds like a malformed non-viable embryo. Would removing it be illegal, in the same way that removing an ectopic pregnancy?

[tclambert]

4. This is now the kind of cancer I'm wishing on Ted Cruz.

Thanks for teaching me something new.

[DBoon]

5. he may already be one

Has Ted Cruz ever denied it?