"Elmo Receives Vasectomy In PSA On Preventing Unwanted Pregnancies"

[krispos42]

Elmo Receives Vasectomy In PSA On Preventing Unwanted Pregnancies
Yesterday 12:35PM

NEW YORK—In an effort to raise awareness of the medical procedure after the Supreme Court’s overturning of Roe v. Wade, Sesame Workshop released a public service announcement Thursday on preventing unwanted pregnancies that featured Elmo receiving a vasectomy. “There was a little pinch, but that was okay,” said Elmo, who explained to viewers that the elective surgical procedure for male sterilization was safe and over 99% effective in preventing pregnancy, making it a great option for people who don’t currently want to have children. “Elmo was real scared at first, but the nice nurse told Elmo that the doctor can reverse the vasectomy when I’m ready to be a daddy. It only took 15 minutes to make the two incisions on my scrotum, and then snip! Elmo’s infertile now!” Elmo then asked some local children to help him count up to seven to show viewers how many days of recovery he would need before being able to have sex again.

https://www.theonion.com/elmo-receives-vasectomy-in-psa-on-preventing-unwanted-p-1849129634

I'm posting this in the hope that Ted Cruz thinks its real and wants to start banning the procedure.

Plus I want Ted Cruz thinking of hot, hot, muppet-on-muppet sex!

[Lovie777]

1. I hear voluntary sterilization are on the rise . . . .

a lot being whites - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[MissMillie]

2. That is too funny.

Only thing funnier is imagining Cancun Cruz throwing a hissy fit over it.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Maybe should have used Big Bird -- "I can't even see my scrotum, so why should it bother me ?"

Oops, birds don't have scrotums (scrota?)? Never mind!

[Tadpole Raisin]

9. LoL! Thanks for that...

[krispos42]

11. I'd love to hear Big Bird explain about the cloaca and sex

"You see, boys and girls, it's only anal if there's an option".

*hand flutter*

[niyad]

4. you nearly owed me a keyboard with that laast line.

[plimsoll]

5. Well he's got his work cut out.

Being more deranged than MTG and Boebert has got to be a challenge.

[mgardener]

6. Ted Cruz

Will lose his mind.

[Alice Kramden]

7. LOL n/t

[IronLionZion]

8. There's not many Elmos to begin with

This is just playing into the woke left's plan to replace Elmos with something much worse.