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Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:35 PM

Oh Dear, from the Not the Onion Files. RW Pastor wants women back in the kitchen making sandwiches


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Reply Oh Dear, from the Not the Onion Files. RW Pastor wants women back in the kitchen making sandwiches (Original post)
tulipsandroses Aug 2022 OP
Bev54 Aug 2022 #1
KS Toronado Aug 2022 #24
The Unmitigated Gall Aug 2022 #2
dalton99a Aug 2022 #3
raccoon Aug 2022 #32
tulipsandroses Aug 2022 #36
raccoon Aug 2022 #41
delisen Aug 2022 #4
Ocelot II Aug 2022 #5
FSogol Aug 2022 #44
tanyev Aug 2022 #6
dalton99a Aug 2022 #14
Prof. Toru Tanaka Aug 2022 #16
dalton99a Aug 2022 #19
yardwork Aug 2022 #39
Mr. Evil Aug 2022 #23
nuxvomica Aug 2022 #34
tanyev Aug 2022 #37
Paladin Aug 2022 #40
TygrBright Aug 2022 #7
Demovictory9 Aug 2022 #8
alphafemale Aug 2022 #9
KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #10
Abolishinist Aug 2022 #12
cayugafalls Aug 2022 #22
KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #42
Deuxcents Aug 2022 #11
ShazzieB Aug 2022 #27
KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #43
Liberty Belle Aug 2022 #13
tosh Aug 2022 #15
vercetti2021 Aug 2022 #17
MagickMuffin Aug 2022 #18
SunSeeker Aug 2022 #20
Baitball Blogger Aug 2022 #35
PlanetBev Aug 2022 #21
sakabatou Aug 2022 #25
Volaris Aug 2022 #26
3catwoman3 Aug 2022 #28
Trueblue1968 Aug 2022 #29
Skittles Aug 2022 #30
electric_blue68 Aug 2022 #31
Vinca Aug 2022 #33
Irish_Dem Aug 2022 #38
irisblue Aug 2022 #45
EnergizedLib Aug 2022 #46

Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:40 PM

1. Some woman may make him his last sandwich.

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Response to Bev54 (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:39 AM

24. With ingredients that don't agree.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:43 PM

2. Ohhhh, Bearded Sweetheart...you know where you can put your fucking sandwich.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:43 PM

3. Kick

In March, Shelley's church got evicted from its building after the pastor said gay people were "worthy of death," which violated the terms of the lease that said the church should not promote or threaten violence.

Shelley took over as Stedfast Baptist Church's pastor after his predecessor, Donnie Romero, resigned in January 2019 after revelations that he had hired sex workers and was involved in gambling.

The controversial church is considered a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. It came to notoriety in 2016, when Romero praised the gunman who killed 49 people at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, calling the victims "perverts and pedophiles."

https://www.newsweek.com/texas-preacher-jonathan-shelley-calls-pride-abomination-1710353

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #3)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 04:29 AM

32. Tell Me why these motherfuckers should be tax exempt. Nt

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Response to raccoon (Reply #32)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 06:19 AM

36. Exactly. The con they are running to avoid taxes should stop

It ticks me off that here in GA, there is a church seemingly on every damn corner. Our schools are supported by property taxes. They pay none and gobble up all this land. Which means less money for schools. Ridiculous!

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Response to tulipsandroses (Reply #36)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:21 AM

41. SC is like that too, a church on every corner. Nt

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:44 PM

4. Audience does not seem thrilled. nt

He has a future as a stand up comic in Misogynia.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:46 PM

5. "A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!"

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Response to Ocelot II (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:47 PM

44. Haw! n/t

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:50 PM

6. Goodness, is there a lucky Mrs. Shelley out there?

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Response to tanyev (Reply #6)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:57 PM

14. Yep. His sandwich maker:

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #14)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:11 AM

16. I noticed how the boys' ties all match dad's.


And the two daughters' outfits have almost identical color patterns. There will be no free thinking for these children; they will be brainwashed and controlled. Baptist churches are hard core and do not tolerate people thinking for themselves.

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Response to Prof. Toru Tanaka (Reply #16)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:21 AM

19. It is a fundamentalist trait

Putin's Chechen puppet Ramzan Kadyrov and family:



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Response to dalton99a (Reply #19)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:12 AM

39. Same color scheme in the clothes, even!

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #14)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:37 AM

23. One miserable wife,

and five doomed children.

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #14)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 05:43 AM

34. Family photos can be so telling

The kids on the sides have perfunctory smiles, the ones being held have no smile, mom has a worried smile and the kid in the back is the family peacemaker who just wants everyone to get along so everything will be okay.

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #14)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 06:54 AM

37. Oh, wow. Five little ones to take care of and her husband won't even make his own sandwich.

Bet he's nowhere to be found when a diaper needs changing, either.

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Response to tanyev (Reply #37)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:14 AM

40. How completely unsurprising. (nt)

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:52 PM

7. tsk-tsk... His Momma didn't raise that boy right. n/t

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:54 PM

8. What a jerk

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:55 PM

9. Yet another man convinced the female orgasm is a myth.

 

He's never witnessed one.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:00 PM

10. He would love my sammiches.

I make a donut double beef and cheese sammich that will give him heart palpitations it is so good.

Tater salad with that triple heavy mayo on the side. Extra sweet tea to wash it down and a big slab of chocolate pie to finish him off.

Deeeelish.

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Response to KentuckyWoman (Reply #10)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:20 PM

12. OMFG, can I visit you on my next birthday?

Sounds like heaven!

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Response to KentuckyWoman (Reply #10)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:32 AM

22. I see what you did there...killing him with kindness...lol. Love the way you think... ;-)

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Response to cayugafalls (Reply #22)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:39 PM

42. HA

Have a 92 yr old friend from the south that I think was stuck with one of those types. Raised with the idea her only option was dutiful
wife and mom. She had 3 sons and a 30 year marriage.

My friend told me the first month she realized it was bait and switch. She decided her best option would be just give him what he wanted and let the good lord take care of the rest. He died at 52. She's had 43 years to do what she damn well pleases and raised 3 sons to do better.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:02 PM

11. Make your own damn sandwich.

Men have screwed up long enough n your policies aren’t working. Women are good at cleaning up messes. They run their households. They have many talents n worth so sit back n enjoy the ride b/c they’re not going anywhere except to the top. And.. so sorry you lost your place to rant. Find another cave.

And I will say this post is not in any way meant for the real men who are our DU Friends

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Response to Deuxcents (Reply #11)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:01 AM

27. When I read this, I thought, "Man, somebody should put that on a tshirt!"

Turns out somebody has!

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Response to ShazzieB (Reply #27)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:41 PM

43. I do not wear message T Shirts

But I would wear that.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:43 PM

13. Sounds like he's one of those surviving with Neanderthal genes:

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:08 AM

15. Jesus H Christ!

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:12 AM

17. I would love to make him a sandwich

Fat knuckle sandwich to his fucking looking troglodyte head

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:16 AM

18. Does he let his wife own shoes?



It appears they are breeders. Yep, barefoot and pregnant! That's the ticket.


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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:27 AM

20. I'd make him a pie...

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #20)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 06:02 AM

35. We all would like to make him a pie.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:28 AM

21. I'll make you a sandwich, alright

A shit sandwich sounds in order.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:45 AM

25. He does know it's not the 50s, right?

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:54 AM

26. Oh, GOOD. PASTOR Eric Cartman...

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:06 AM

28. Somehow "Christian" and "hate preacher" don't seem like they...

…should be in the same sentence.

What a troglodyte.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:16 AM

29. oh shut up you EVIL EVIL MAN !!!!! you are a woman hater, AND GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU

JESUS WOULD TELL THAT MAN ..... SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU MONSTER.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 02:49 AM

30. MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH

and GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 04:25 AM

31. Blargh! Misogynist Bastard!

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 05:39 AM

33. I would have loved to have stood up during that "sermon" and yelled -

"And we need you to go fuck yourself!". Love the sign. I assume it refers to the mere mortals installing his holy swimming pool or maintaining his holy private plane.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:09 AM

38. This is the plan, barefoot and pregnant women back in the kitchen.

Males must have total and permanent power and control over women and POC.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:57 PM

45. He wants LGBTQ people executed as well

source-https://www.metroweekly.com/2022/06/pastor-who-calls-for-death-penalty-for-gays-calls-pride-month-an-abomination/

snip-"“God’s already ruled that murder, adultery, witchcraft, rape, bestiality, and homosexuality are crimes worthy of capital punishment,” Jonathan Shelley, the pastor of Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth, said at last week’s council meeting."


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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:37 PM

46. Boy is he deluded

Thank goodness most people don’t have his view.

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