"I DID NOT STACK THE MONEY ON THE TABLE LIKE THAT AND PUT MY GUN ON TOP OF MY DRUGS!"

[kpete]

Trump's official argument right now is literally if a suspect looked at this photo of evidence seized in their residence and said: "I DID NOT STACK THE MONEY ON THE TABLE LIKE THAT AND PUT MY GUN ON TOP OF MY DRUGS!"
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https://www.wate.com/news/crime/14-pounds-of-meth-31000-seized-in-search-of-knoxville-home/

[underpants]

1. Morning Joe - you know those crime scene photos with the yellow tape and chalk outline?

Well, the perpetrator didn’t leave the scene like that. You all (MAGA) know that right?

[Hotler]

2. In that instance they arrested the perpetrator. With the classified documents..

they let the cocksucker walk.

[Laha]

16. That's an insult to all the really good cocksuckers out there

I wouldn't let that bloated mess near mine.

[EarlG]

3. Meanwhile, Jim Jordan says:

Those plastic bags were huge threat to local community 🙄

[AllaN01Bear]

6. friend of mine worked at nsa hq in dc.

navy chief petty officer. she said that she wouldnt even be able to get out the door . sirens going off , tracked by cameras and interceppted . thanks for keeping du alive , my main internet home
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[calimary]

14. Same here, EarlG!

DU is my daily political lifeline.

Nobody cuts that Orange Stain any “equal time” here like they always seem to try to bend over backwards to do on “the news.”

[Ohiya]

4. Perfect!

[Duppers]

5. K & R

I was just on wate site earlier.

It's great to see a red area taking these swipes at the OrangeBloat. 👍

[dalton99a]

7. Yep.

[Farmer-Rick]

8. Yeah, that's how you know Trump actually did leave those documents

Scattered on the floor in a pile.

Because he says he didn't.

[KS Toronado]

9. No fingerprints, I did not type this on DU from home!

[Captain Zero]

10. That was my cousin's drugs in my car.

I loaned him my car and he left those drugs in there.

[keithbvadu2]

11. Prison inmate claims drugs found in his butt weren't his, court doesn't buy it

Prison inmate claims drugs found in his butt weren't his, court doesn't buy it

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2018/01/prison_inmate_claims_drugs_fou.html

[BlueIdaho]

12. Welcome to Evidentiary Photography 101.

We used to teach Crime Scene Photography at my school as part of the law enforcement curriculum.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

17. Lol...apparently all of tRumps lawyers in past few years did not take your course, professor!

And not even first year criminal law and procedure was taken, or required maybe?

And for sure non of these kraken calibre lawyers have ever heard of Evidence 101.

On tTump U could give law diplomas to such folks.

[BlueIdaho]

19. Quite a bunch of nitwits there...

TFG has a gift when it comes to picking lawyers…

[Historic NY]

13. Crime porn

cops love to show it off.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

18. I got no problem with police capturing big time criminals and showing the public the results of

their taxpayer funded jobs?!

[Mr. Ected]

15. Now give me back my coke and my gun!

It's mine, all mine, and I want it back!

And while you're at it, I want a list of all the other contraband you confiscated and I want THAT back too!

*meanwhile a FOX guest sniggers "that's a left-handed gun and everyone knows Trump is right-handed...and I know because I was there with him when he shot that prostitute on 5th Avenue with his right hand"*