Game night at Mar-a-Lago
Scene: Mar-A-Lago
The players: Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Michael Flynn, Mark Meadows, other Trump administration personnel, and various Russian government officials and envoys
Eric: Alright, my turn... *reading a document* My name is Sergei Petrov, I am a dockworker in Vladivostok, but I also do something else, what is it?
Russian official: I don't know... stand-up comedian?
Eric: NO! That'll be another 10,000 dollars to the re-election campaign, ha ha!
Russian official: Oh no, here you go.
Russian envoy: You made this game for them and now you can't even beat them, for shame. Total shame.
Russian official: Oh no, I know, they are masters at what they do. There is no beating them
Trump family and Trump Administration people: We are such geniuses!
Ivanka: Hey, it's your turn, your team is going to have to get one right!
Russian envoy: I guess I'll go, wish me luck, guys.
Ivanka: My name is Vladimir Sidorov...