With regard to William Barr's extremely accurate characterization

[Mme. Defarge]

of the need to appoint a “special master”, I posed this question to someone who always knows more than I do:

COS! In terms of weights and measures, how much is a crock?

A very good question.

It depends on the size of the crock and the content produced by the defecator, which could be measured either by volume or by weight. So as small as a soup bowl or, as in this case, as large as a dump truck (no pun intended)



or even a giant Euclid earth mover.



So, TAKE THAT, your dishonor!

Of course he lied about not intending to make a pun.