Someone please explain to me the bullshit d'jour

[Aviation Pro]

Of Bloated Tick claiming he was knighted in secret.

[Kingofalldems]

1. Pretty sure that is fake.

Although it sounds like him.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. She wouldn't let him ride in the golden carriage so he had to make something up.

[onethatcares]

2. I think he meant

Once a king, always a king but once a night is enough>

at least that was my take.

[AZSkiffyGeek]

3. A bunch of people believe anything they read on social media nt

[multigraincracker]

4. I think he was talking about the poke he got in the butt from her walking cane

when he stepped in front of her.

[FakeNoose]

12. Good one!

The Golden Girls approve

[Hekate]

6. As his niece the psychology professor says, he has to be the baby at every christening, the ...

….bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral.

He is a pathetic figure, a sad, sick, sorry excuse for a man.

[intrepidity]

9. What a great way to describe him

I especially like the corpse one, tbh

[Thomas Hurt]

7. probably a joke at the Pig's expense, but he probably isn't happy his spotlight

is being diminished by the deceased Queen.

[brooklynite]

8. Answer: he didn't. Photoshopped TS screen

People need to stop basing their evaluation on “of course he would” and apply a healthy dose of skepticism about any internet claims until proven.

[Sneederbunk]

10. Shows you how an internet joke becomes gospel.

[usonian]

11. He is the "Man Who Would Be King"

If you know your Kipling and/or movies, a "flesh wound" broke his aura of invincibility. No matter whether that iis the two impeachments, losing the election, or being rightly labeled a thief.

Now, so as not to be distracted, seal his VIRTUAL coffin by GETTING OUT THE VOTE.

https://democraticunderground.com/100217145755

[Iggo]

13. Just like he declassified in secret.

[sinkingfeeling]

14. It was a fake tweet.