"Putin official...has become the 7th recent mysterious death by 'falling off a boat.' "

[tblue37]

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[FBaggins]

1. Russian boats just don't have the same safety standards as those in the West.

That must be it.

[uponit7771]

2. K&R, ... and no doubt Benedict Donald's treason is helping Russia to this second

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. Putin has evidently run out of poison and pushing people is cheaper

[PatSeg]

10. Maybe he's trying to get more creative

Mixing it up a bit. Poison and falling out of windows is so yesterday.

[dalton99a]

4. Clumsy people

They really need safety nets on windows AND boats

[Heather MC]

5. I feel sorry for Putin, It must be very stressful,

Invading a country that's kicking his ass, while simultaneously planning to kill his own people,
dying of cancer🤞🏾, And packing for his inevitable trip to hell. how on Earth does he get it all done🤷🏾?♀️🤯

[underpants]

6. Gravity appears to be particularly strong there

Love The Sun - I am now fully up to date on the Kardashians.

[Hugin]

9. Who knew gravity snakes were endemic to Russia.

Call National Geographic RTFN!

I haven't seen Cloe on the teevee every 10 minutes. I guess her migraines are finally under control.

[tinrobot]

7. What is it with powerful Russians tripping and falling?

Seems like they need to watch who they're stepping on.

[doc03]

8. It's the vodka nt

[louis-t]

12. I suspect conspiracy by the shoemakers.

That's who my 90 year old mother blamed when she kept falling.

[imaginary girl]

11. It's easy to blame Putin, but...

Has anybody been watching the Russian cats?

[malaise]

13. Putin may be next

Duck with generals at your peril

[Ilsa]

14. The Russian military should locate Putin at his billion dollar

home and just nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.