I'm not scared of the IRS. I pay my taxes.

[Solomon]

Every year.

What are they carrying on about?

[NanceGreggs]

1. It's the hit dog that yelps.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. You never know

Fed a pack of lies my entire life, I believe that I can become so rich that I need to start cheating on my taxes just to stay afloat. Like all those millionaires and billionaires who struggle just to put food on their families.

[Bettie]

3. The one time we had a problem

with our taxes.....jeeez, I don't even remember what happened, but we ended up owing more than we could write a check for. Anyway, we called the IRS and ended up with a payment plan that had it paid off in six months without stretching our budget all that much.

[Effete Snob]

4. I did that

They weren't impressed with my first argument along the lines of, "If I don't have any money, how can I owe taxes?"

[durablend]

5. You should've said you were Donald Trump

"How DARE you insist I pay taxes!"

[Solomon]

6. I had a similar one time event like that. Didn't have to do a payment plan, just switch some money

from a bank account to another. On the other hand, I have represented a few taxpayers who were audited, and the IRS found that they over paid, and refunded money back to them.

[Clash City Rocker]

7. There have been a couple times in my life that the IRS sent me a check

because I’d overpaid my taxes.

I think this is just another “all government is bad” rant by the right.

[Hotler]

8. I always say, freedom isn't free, pay your taxes. Nation building also know as

stealing other countries resources for corporate America cost a lot of money.

[Midnight Writer]

9. If you hear the ads on Right Wing radio, the IRS seems very reasonable.

"I called the toll-free number for Tax Avoiders R Us and they lowered my overdue tax bill from 16 million dollars to a dollar ninety-nine! And you can do it, too!"

I've never dealt with a private business that would lower my bill like that.