How long before amazed judges across the nation start hearing the "Cannon Gambit" in their

[Atticus]

courtrooms?

"Your Honor, the sign merely said that 70 mph was the "speed limit", not the "ABSOLUTE speed limit. How was I supposed to know that 92 was too fast? That cop just stopped me because he saw my 'Trump Won!' sticker!"

"Judge, the bank has a sign that says 'Over 37 million dollars available now!' They did not say 'to loan'; they said AVAILABLE. And, besides, I did not write checks for anywhere near 37 million dollars!"

"I deny possessing a 'FULLY AUTOMATIC' firearm, Your Honor. That rifle may be able to spray over 300 rounds per minute, BUT, Your Honor, it will not fire a single bullet UNLESS I PULL THE TRIGGER! How is that 'fully automatic'?"

This virus will spread unless contained quickly .

[sop]

1. If I ever get arrested I'll demand a Special Master to review the state's evidence against me.

If Trump can do it, so can I.

[SoCalDavidS]

3. No, Sorry, You're Not Above The Law

Laws, Rules and Consequences still apply to you.

[TheRealNorth]

4. Exactly

If you are a liberal or POC, the law still applies to you and the consequences will be applied to the Fullest Extent that the Republicans in the Justice system can get away with.

We are already on the way to becoming 2nd class citizens.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. Sadly, that is exactly the logic being deployed

and any Trump judge might lap it up

[live love laugh]

5. REASONABLE people make different claims.

Let those fools dig their graves.

[unblock]

6. Your honor, a member of the church of Sammy Hagar, it's against my religion to drive 55.

Driving 92 is protected by the first amendment.