Can someone come and bail me out ??

[kentuck]

I was giving a speech out on the corner and I told them there would be "big trouble" if they tried to arrest me.

They accused me of inciting violence and disturbing the peace and arrested me.

What did I do wrong?

[H2O Man]

1. Recommended.

[Walleye]

2. I guess you're not a republican. They're allowed to do this

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. Rallies with Hitler salutes, selling state secrets out in the open

Rallies with Hitler salutes, selling state secrets out in the open.

I guess you are right, if you are a Republican you can get away with quite a bit more than if you were a Democrat, not everything because that would be an exaggeration but much much much more.

There is a reason for this, it’s the media, the media was called liberal in the 60s and ever since the media must give Republicans 100 chances to respond to something to every one chance a democrat gets. I can’t think of a way to put it but you know what I mean.

[RKP5637]

3. Send a donation promise to glorious donald, he will surely bail you out! n/t

[relayerbob]

5. You didn't pay off the police

And have blackmail material on the mayor, judges, and local prosecutors

[magicarpet]

6. You had your MAGA hat on backwards.

Consequently they mistook you as NOT being a chronic toxic male of Fascist persuasions.

If this mix up had not occurred, they would have given you a ride to Burger King for a tasty complete meal, on their tab,.. then sent you home and along your way.

Skipping the lock up and finger print possessing inconveniences you experienced.

Might I suggest you have a swastika tattooed just above your nose and in between your eyebrows.

Future mix ups might be far less likely to occur.

Best of luck.