Don't you know Dump watched the funeral procession..

[LakeArenal]

Screaming: THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEE !!!!

[imaginary girl]

1. Didn't we all? (Though slightly different phrasing). Nt

[Farmer-Rick]

7. Huh, No, I don't want a Queen's funeral

It takes forever for your body to rot into the earth in those coffins and grave liners.

Scatter my ashes to let my molecules mingle with the universe sooner.

I don't want all those people mobbing my family in their grief. I don't want people I barely knew come see my dead body. I don't want some long drawn out ceremony that makes my family tired and feel like they are on display. Nope, no, no way, no thank you.

But this is one of the prices the remnants of feudalism must put up with so there can be kings and queens. You can have it.

Hehe, it took me awhile to understand what you were saying.

Never mind.

[Bev54]

13. His death will be much more celebratory, like Mardis Gras - his funeral, will

be ignored.

[Farmer-Rick]

14. Yes, that

A big celebration

[imaginary girl]

16. I meant for him, just like the op said FPOTUS did. I don't need pageantry myself.

[Walleye]

2. Don't we all feel the same.

[Farmer-Rick]

9. Ohhhhh, I get it.

We want him, um, not here on earth anymore. We look forward to HIS funeral.

[Walleye]

10. Yeah I don't care what funeral his cult gives him down at Mar-a-Lago. Long as the plant him

Maybe they will have a golf cart for procession at the villages

[imaginary girl]

17. Yes, that's what I meant too! Was just trying to be careful about what I said!

[SallyHemmings]

3. Sure, put him in a beautiful coffin

[LakeArenal]

5. Bury him next to Ivanna.

[LoisB]

4. Don't worry, Donnie, millions of us will walk past your coffin with straight pins (just to be sure).

[spanone]

6. Ketchup everywhere....

[MiHale]

8. If we're no allowed to Stop...

and piss on your grave/coffin then I guess I’ll just have to pour it over you as I walk by.

Disclaimer:
The pee will be in a container…doing this would be the ONLY reason I would consider walking past his decaying corpse.

[keithbvadu2]

11. I would be proud to attend your funeral, Donald. Would Friday be convenient for you?

I would be proud to attend your funeral, Donald. Would Friday be convenient for you?

[LakeArenal]

12. It is for many of us.

[Grammy23]

15. If he watched,

It was mainly to see if he was mentioned. Thankfully, his name never came up.

[mercuryblues]

18. Only if he ended that sentence with...

in the casket.