Google searches for "how to break an arm" have spiked in Russia

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Google searches for “how to break an arm” reportedly surged in Russia after Vladimir Putin announced an immediate partial mobilisation of citizens to fight in Ukraine.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2022/sep/21/russia-ukraine-war-live-updates-blinken-calls-moscows-referendum-attempts-a-sham-zelenskiy-to-speak-at-un

[dchill]

1. One thing sure. I'm NOT putting that in my search history!

[luvs2sing]

2. I have the answer to that..

Trip over your dog on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night. It will fuck you up in more ways than you can even imagine.

[Angleae]

6. There's got to be a story behind that one.

[luvs2sing]

7. Oh, yes..

Still recovering five months later. Ouch.

[LiberalFighter]

3. Drumpfs should find out how

[Wingus Dingus]

4. Big strong buddy with a sledgehammer ought to do it.

Edit to add: You'd want them to have to pin it all back together, that would take forever to heal. A non-complicated fracture would probably only delay your call-up by a few weeks. I'm trying to help you, Russian men. You're welcome.

[Midnight Writer]

5. Pro tip: Bone spurs.