Michael Beschloss - August 16 - credit is due for this

[underpants]

See tonight’s reference below

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[Bayard]

1. Love Beschloss!

Nothing we didn't already know, but trump keeps proving over and over what an idiot he is.

[dchill]

2. How about posthumously?

[Solly Mack]

3. Please. I've been de-calorie-ing food my whole life.

[3catwoman3]

5. Does it work?

If so, please tell me the trick.

[Solly Mack]

10. Sadly, no. Can't wish away calories.

Still, denial is your friend. LMAO

One cookie won't hurt. OK, one more won't hurt.


Walking is also your friend. A better friend. An honest friend.

[radical noodle]

13. Cookies have no calories

if they're broken. All the calories spill out and leave them calorie free.

[Solly Mack]

15. LMAO Love it!

[SeattleVet]

11. I understand that if you break a cookie, the calories leak out.

[radical noodle]

14. True (and sorry but I posted the same thing)

Apparently, it's common knowledge.

[tanyev]

4. Hey, he can redirect a hurricane just by drawing on a map with a Sharpie.

[magicarpet]

6. tRumpie says,...

He can declassified top secret documents by osmosis during his sleep.

[Cha]

7. Hey DT.. Yeah Domestic Terrorist.. you're

a GD Stupid FUCK

[Joinfortmill]

8. ROFL

[Rhiannon12866]

9. Twitter followup:

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[Bev54]

12. I was watching a clip of his Hannity interview on Lawrence O'Donnell and

he also mused about whether the FBI might have been searching for Hillary Clinton's emails, thinking he might be in possession of them.