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With apologies to Gaston
Gosh, it elates me to see you Dontrump
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd hate to be you, Dontrump
Especially when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as indicted as you
You're everyone's most hated guy
Everyone's owed and in debt by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Dontrump
No one's sick as Dontrump
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Dontrump’s
For there's no man in town half as bigly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Rob E Lee
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who plays chumps like Dontrump?
Who breaks laws like Dontrump?
Who's much more than the sum of his grifts, like Dontrump?
As a criminal, yes, I'm incriminating
(My, what a spy, that Dontrump!)
