Matt Schlapp Goes In The Toilets

[Nevilledog]

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Matt Schlapp, the CPAC conservative fascist idiot who looks like two bad vintage Christian album covers had unprotected sex with each other and made a pudgy white-haired baby, wants you to know that he and other Kansans go in the toilet. Why? Well, he just wants you to know!

If you watch the video Schlapp was responding to, it was New York mayor Eric Adams, whom a lot of people extremely do not like, saying Kansas does not have a "brand." It's pretty clear to us he was being a dick. He said New York has a "brand." Which is true! It has many brands! Right there in Times Square it has the Gap and the Disney Store and Sephora and Old Navy and H&M! Pretty sure there is even an Olive Garden up in there.

We kid New York, which does not need us to defend it or explain all the many wonderful brands it has outside of its tourist hellholes.

Meanwhile, Adams said Kansas does not have a "brand," which is UH OH, WHO JUST THREW ALL THAT KANSAS CITY BBQ SAUCE AT THE NEW YORK MAYOR? YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

Which is how a normal Kansas person might react to the New York mayor being a dick. They might invite him on a friendly trip to Kansas to learn about BBQ and whatever else they have in Kansas, we think it's cows.

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[Me.]

1. "whom a lot of people extremely do not like"

true

[Gore1FL]

2. Technically, Kansas City BBQ sauce is from Missouri nt

[Srkdqltr]

3. I know I'm not the brightest but, none of this makes any sense?

What ?? Toilets. God, boys girls and and guns? Lots of words no sense.

[Brainfodder]

4. Masters degree from Captain Obvious Jr. Technical College was it?

Just got some BBQ sauce today at the store, Bullseye.

[Midnight Writer]

5. Crime rate in Topeka is twice the crime rate in New York City.