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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Hurricane Ian would not have hit Florida if I were still President" /satire
"The weak leadership of the Biden Administration, if you want to call it leadership, frankly, I don't, some people do, but I don't, but the weak leadership of the Biden Administration has invited devastation from Hurricane Ian, everyone says so. Hurricanes no longer respect our weak borders. It's a shame what this country has become, hurricanes enter our nation with impunity. But this is what you can expect from a Democrat administration, hurricane after hurricane after hurricane, some will be named Ian, some will be name Fiona, and someday, I hope, I don't know, but I hope someday one will be named Donald, because as we all know, Donald is great and historic name, and deserves to have a hurricane named after it, but not one that enters our once great nation and creates devastation, horrible horrible devastation the likes of which have never been seen before. And this is what you can expect under my administration, hurricanes NOT entering our nation. It's simple, they would be afraid to, they would know that if they tried to enter our nation they would be met with tremendous force, tremendous tremendous force which would completely stop them in their tracks and drop them down to tropical storms. They don't want that. They want to remain powerful devastating hurricanes, not tropical storms, which are not as powerful and devastating. So they would just not come here, not under my administration. And do you know what else would not come here? People who are not American, American like us, like you and me, people who are different from us, people who eat different food, and listen to different music, music that is not Elton John and the Village People. I could go on and on, but I think you know what I mean. No more hurricanes and no people who are different from us!
LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)SWBTATTReg
(22,122 posts)Jack the Greater
(601 posts)... without being told. Sorry
50 Shades Of Blue
(9,993 posts)dalton99a
(81,485 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,340 posts)dalton99a
(81,485 posts)calimary
(81,262 posts)TheRealNorth
(9,481 posts)And Jamaica/Cuba/Mexico (take your pick) will pay for it.
Jack the Greater
(601 posts)Spending too much time inhabiting such a toxic persona can do permanent damage. I don't need that. It's kinds like free diving, no matter how big your lungs are, eventually you have to come up for air.
Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)If he wasn't too busy raking the forests!
Samrob
(4,298 posts)Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)Some of us struggle to read a wall-o-text
Jack the Greater
(601 posts)He doesn't do paragraphs.
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)I couldn't bring myself to read your post