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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)Stating that no ones ever done this before, Donald J. Trump announced plans to be impeached for a historic third time.
Speaking to supporters in a ballroom at Mar-a-Lago, the former President claimed that he and only he could bring impeachable offenses back to the White House.
Although he was short on specifics about which crimes he might commit, Trump pledged, Were gonna perpetrate so much, youre gonna get tired of perpetrating.
He contrasted his record for getting impeached with that of his successor, Joe Biden, who, he claimed, is too low-energy to commit a felony.
Joe Biden has been President for almost two years, and how many impeachments does he have to show for it? Zero, he said. The rest of the world is looking at us with a President who cant get a single impeachment, and theyre laughing at us. Laughing at us. This should never be allowed to happen in this country.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-to-try-for-historic-third-impeachment
marble falls
(57,246 posts)MarineCombatEngineer
(12,449 posts)but it definitely has the ring of truth to it.
Hotler
(11,445 posts)Once he said maybe hand it to Ivanka..... That should scare the shit out of everyone.
marble falls
(57,246 posts)... about that.
Kennah
(14,315 posts)tanyev
(42,619 posts)Warpy
(111,352 posts)and try for at least 3 failed impeachments over the next couple of years.
The charges should be a total hoot and will all boil down to "doing his job." Republicans hate presidents who do that.