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Septua

(2,256 posts) Fri Nov 18, 2022, 09:53 PM Nov 2022

Help me out

1% of Americans believe the earth is flat...

2.5% of Americans make up the combined viewer audiences of Carlson, Hannity and Ingraham...

There's a sarcastic witticism in there somewhere. I just can't come up with it.

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Help me out (Original Post) Septua Nov 2022 OP

They don't vote. If they did, things wouldn't be like this. At least not here. onecaliberal Nov 2022 #1

I'd like to meet a Flat Earther. Tetrachloride Nov 2022 #2

Met one. Like magats: gish gallops, ignores counter evidence, illogical, believes faked evidence.nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2022 #3

I know one who lives on the other side of the Earth. He says it's just as flat there. Kennah Nov 2022 #15

Glad it is not the Global audience (Canadian network). . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2022 #4

Oh, it's so simple when you do the math...uh, I forgot the formula, but I remember the answer... Enter stage left Nov 2022 #5

I like that... Septua Nov 2022 #8

Hand grenade testicle challenge Kennah Nov 2022 #14

Quite early in what turned out to be a 45 yr career in pediatrics, I came... 3catwoman3 Nov 2022 #17

Moral of story: Flat-earthers: Don't go on Carlson et al. You'll never see both sides. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2022 #6

Enough both-siderism! Flat-earthers will only show you one side. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2022 #7

Yeah, that's because they all fall off the other (underneath) side. Enter stage left Nov 2022 #9

Not if they walk on their hands underside. Cuz gravity only flows one way, right? Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2022 #10

Well, when I was a little bit younger...Okay a lot younger...Oh jeez, 6 decades ago... Enter stage left Nov 2022 #11

Let's flip a coin Kennah Nov 2022 #13

40 Percenters Kennah Nov 2022 #12

Well obviously 60% of Carlson et al audience has to catch up and get on the flat-earth train Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2022 #16

onecaliberal

(32,865 posts)

1. They don't vote. If they did, things wouldn't be like this. At least not here.

Reply to Septua (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 09:55 PM

Nov 2022

Tetrachloride

(7,852 posts)

2. I'd like to meet a Flat Earther.

Reply to Septua (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:19 PM

Nov 2022

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,013 posts)

3. Met one. Like magats: gish gallops, ignores counter evidence, illogical, believes faked evidence.nt

Reply to Tetrachloride (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:26 PM

Nov 2022

Kennah

(14,276 posts)

15. I know one who lives on the other side of the Earth. He says it's just as flat there.

Reply to Tetrachloride (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 11:08 PM

Nov 2022

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,013 posts)

4. Glad it is not the Global audience (Canadian network). . . nt

Reply to Septua (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:27 PM

Nov 2022

Enter stage left

(3,397 posts)

5. Oh, it's so simple when you do the math...uh, I forgot the formula, but I remember the answer...

Reply to Septua (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:32 PM

Nov 2022

The answer is "24.78% of all Americans should not be allowed to breed.

Septua

(2,256 posts)

8. I like that...

Reply to Enter stage left (Reply #5)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:36 PM

Nov 2022

Kennah

(14,276 posts)

14. Hand grenade testicle challenge

Reply to Enter stage left (Reply #5)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 11:07 PM

Nov 2022

3catwoman3

(24,007 posts)

17. Quite early in what turned out to be a 45 yr career in pediatrics, I came...

Reply to Enter stage left (Reply #5)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 11:45 PM

Nov 2022

...to a similar conclusion. The number might actually be higher.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,013 posts)

6. Moral of story: Flat-earthers: Don't go on Carlson et al. You'll never see both sides. . . . nt

Reply to Septua (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:33 PM

Nov 2022

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,013 posts)

7. Enough both-siderism! Flat-earthers will only show you one side. . . . nt

Reply to Septua (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:35 PM

Nov 2022

Enter stage left

(3,397 posts)

9. Yeah, that's because they all fall off the other (underneath) side.

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #7)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:42 PM

Nov 2022

It doesn't make good TV.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,013 posts)

10. Not if they walk on their hands underside. Cuz gravity only flows one way, right?

Reply to Enter stage left (Reply #9)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 10:44 PM

Nov 2022

Enter stage left

(3,397 posts)

11. Well, when I was a little bit younger...Okay a lot younger...Oh jeez, 6 decades ago...

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #10)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 11:04 PM

Nov 2022

I could walk on my hands for quite a distance...so is it gravity? The time/weight formula, Or what?

Kennah

(14,276 posts)

13. Let's flip a coin

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #7)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 11:07 PM

Nov 2022

Kennah

(14,276 posts)

12. 40 Percenters

Reply to Septua (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2022, 11:06 PM

Nov 2022

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,013 posts)

16. Well obviously 60% of Carlson et al audience has to catch up and get on the flat-earth train