If you lost a lot in the Bitcoin collapse, here is your chance to recover and be wealthy.

[Atticus]

For a limited time, I can share my limited supply of Magic Beans!

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[thomski64]

1. ...is that you, Junior Samples?

[Atticus]

2. Sh-h-h! nt

[gibraltar72]

3. I'm going with Tulips

Tulips is a sure thing!

[sakabatou]

4. Speaking of...

[Chainfire]

5. Climb you way out of debt, slay giants...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. You need to post this on twitter

[Kid Berwyn]

7. Do you take Dogecoin?

[Amishman]

8. I've made some nice money over the years in crypto

Now is the time to buy.

Buy low, sell high.

[Iwasthere]

9. Exactly!

Buying opportunity.

[48656c6c6f20]

10. Lou Dite laughed his ass off when he saw this post

But he swears the only currency should be the Lobi Snake. Those printed and minted coins and dollars are just a technological bridge too far.