Notification Request

[NanceGreggs]

Can someone please let me know the minute a self-avowed "Christian" Republican votes for a bill that feeds the hungry, shelters the homeless, clothes the needy, or cares for the sick and dying?

Thanks in advance ...

[True Dough]

1. You need to understand the teachings

of "Republican Jesus!"

Link to tweet

[NanceGreggs]

11. Yeah, Jesus has really changed ...

I blame it on falling in with the wrong crowd.

[FailureToCommunicate]

26. Amen!

Yup "It's somebodies else's fault!"

[SouthernDem4ever]

38. It's the bootstrap religion

[paleotn]

22. Perfect!

[TexasTowelie]

2. Congratulations.

You just won a nomination for the fastest dying thread of 2023.

[NanceGreggs]

6. LOL!!!

Just playin'.

Fact is that if such a thing happened, I'd know about it as soon as I logged-in to DU - greeted by multiple LBN threads labelled "Hell just froze over - entire nation stunned."

[niyad]

30. Exactly. The shouts of jubilation would be heard/felt across the land.

Happy New Year.

[akbacchus_BC]

59. Not true. I love this thread by Nance. More DUers need to reiterate the same.

Sadly, magas dont read on here,

[malaise]

3. K & R

Happy New Year NanceGreggs

[NanceGreggs]

7. And a Happy New Year to you, my friend!!! n/t

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. My great-grandkids will call your great-grandkids, just to keep the request alive, ok?

[PJMcK]

5. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Good one, Nance!

Your biting sarcasm wins the day! Happy new year, amigo.

[NanceGreggs]

9. And to you, amigo!!!

[KS Toronado]

8. Sure, any minute now but don't hold your breath.

[KarenS]

12. exactly what I thot,,,,

please don't hold your breath.

[panader0]

10. Your one sentence captures the "Christian" Republicans with as much power as a book.

I hope this year will be a good one for the hungry, homeless, needy and our children.

[NanceGreggs]

14. I share your hopes ...

... and I do believe that the "good guys" are going to rack-up a LOT of wins in the year to come.

[Just Jerome]

13. Dude, I am ON IT....

Got plenty of coffee, most of the big stuff is done around the house, need something to occupy my retirement hours, so yeah…….

Still watching and waiting……..

😴😴😴😴

[NanceGreggs]

16. I'd suggest not losing any sleep ...

... waiting for something that will never happen on your watch - or anyone else's.

[twodogsbarking]

15. In the year 2525, if man is still alive.

[niyad]

29. thanks for the ear worm!!!!

[twodogsbarking]

41. I'm stuck on "I'm so excited".

[bdamomma]

40. thought

I might post those lyrics to that song.

https://genius.com/Zager-and-evans-in-the-year-2525-lyrics

[Wednesdays]

50. Released 55 years ago yesterday

according to that link.

[RocRizzo55]

17. Don't hold your breath

You will turn blue and suffocate.

[NanceGreggs]

18. What made you think...

... I was 'holding my breath' for anything?

[The Jungle 1]

33. Does corporate welfare count as helping?

Cause, ya know, it is gonna trickle down? Snark
The CEO of home dumpo needs more socialist corporate welfare.

[twodogsbarking]

42. People are touchy on Monday. Specially the first one of the year.

[paleotn]

19. Good luck.

They identify with the Pharisees and Sadducees instead of the character of Jesus. They only believe in "boot straps" and "I got mine, fuck you". I wouldn't hold my breath.

[Joinfortmill]

20. Gonna be a long, long wait.

[NanceGreggs]

23. Well ,,,

... it's not like I'm actually waiting, is it?

[Joinfortmill]

35. My comment wasn't directed at you personally.

Apologies if it sounded that way.

[COL Mustard]

21. You aren't going to hold your breath, are you?

Might be a long time!

[lonely bird]

24. Nice wish

However…that’s “socialism” and “not with MY tax dollars”.

Where the hell is my sarcasm button?

[Atticus]

25. I think maybe those Two Corinthians did that sort of stupid shit.

Looking forward to another year of your posts.

Happy New Year!

[NanceGreggs]

28. As I look forward to another year ...

... of your posts!!!

Happy New Year, Atticus!

[niyad]

27. Dear Nance, I hope you are not holding your breath, or not carrying on. I fear me

the wait will be long, fruitless.

[DFW]

31. Notice will be delivered by a man named Godot

Please wait for him.

[The Jungle 1]

32. Or welcomes the stranger living among us!

Leviticus 19:33-34 ESV / 325 helpful votes
“When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.

They are NOT Christians and we must call them out. The right has completely lost the high ground with Christianity.
It is heresy and they are destroying Christianity.
Call them on it every chance you get.

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. Hell will freeze over first.

[Prairie_Seagull]

36. Can't wait to see the "Pigs have learned to fly act."

Even then we would need to see the language of the bill.

[Texin]

37. If you're really waiting, it's going to be a loooonggg wait.

[usaf-vet]

39. No time to do that, but I volunteer to search for the proverbial needle in the haystack.

A much easier task with a real chance of finding what I'm looking for.

[bigtree]

43. prm 'denied'

...by the reality.

[SheltieLover]

44. Please don't hold your breath!

[Wounded Bear]

45. Waiting for Godot...

[Chainfire]

46. Republicans want everyone else to act like Jesus

while they rob them blind.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

47. I would not hold my breath hoping for this to happen

[kairos12]

48. That will happen the minute after

the Cardinals call me to be their new centerfielder.

[republianmushroom]

49. don't sit waiting on the edge of your chair.

[Skittles]

51. AMEN SISTER

[Martin Eden]

52. Their Christianity is all hat and no cattle

That dog won't hunt.

[grantcart]

53. It seems that some how you have cross posted from an alternative universe

We would be grateful if you could send our NanceGreggs back to us and advise any situations in your universe where such fantastic occurrences have actually occurred.

[sheshe2]

54. We can ask Rip when he wakes up.

Though twenty years may not be long enough for an answer.

Happy New Year, Nance.

[keithbvadu2]

55. Republican Jesus

[dchill]

56. Very probably, an intervention is in order, toot sweet!

[akbacchus_BC]

57. Nance, you are asking for the impossible. Happy 2023 to you & your family. nt

[nightwing1240]

60. Well, I will as soon as pigs fly or hell freezes over

Somethings ain't never gonna happen and that is one of them, elected repubs caring about others.


edited to include the word elected