What is your wish for this Friday 13th?

[malaise]

I want mental and physical pain and anguish for the Slobfather and his goons.
That is all

[bucolic_frolic]

1. All goons

because they're out there.

[Emile]

2. That Garland would dot the last i

and cross the last t.

[malaise]

6. THIS

😀

[NewHendoLib]

3. My wife and I are now post - COVID - for us, a drive to

Asheville to buy pet food and a long overdue Trader Joe run.

A nice sunny day.

An afternoon nap.

That is all!



I can't guess how any of the political stuff breaks these days, so we put it on ignore. It makes no sense.

[malaise]

5. Sounds good

Glad you're better - enjhoy

[panader0]

4. I hope to escape the evil eye of La Bruja.

&list=RDfY-bQV2MkWI&start_radio=1

[malaise]

7. LoL

😀😀

[CoopersDad]

12. This might have been a favorite of Diego Rivera.

I always have to look things up.

https://www.mamalisa.com/?t=es&p=6006

[malaise]

15. Thanks for that link

[niyad]

8. I wish for your wish, and a peaceful day for us.

[MiHale]

9. I wish that malice and discontent evaporates...

from humanity’s soul allowing peace and harmony to enter

[House of Roberts]

10. Why just today?

I wish for that every day.

[malaise]

11. Same here but it's Friday 13th

[Hermit-The-Prog]

53. Imma save us all...

[MissMillie]

13. to win the $1B+ jackpot

and for my guy to take his diabetes seriously

[Ferrets are Cool]

14. For ALL repugs to immediately have a good conscious AND use it for good.

I may as well wish for a lamp with a genie in it.

[malaise]

16. You have a better chance at

winning the Powerball

[Ferrets are Cool]

17. And if I DID have that lamp with the genie....

my first wish would be for every wish to be my second one. Think about it.

[malaise]

19. Waaaaaah

Laughing so loud that I scared the black feral cat😀😀😀😀

[Ferrets are Cool]

21. heheheee

your post made my day.

[malaise]

23. that was cat not carb

:rofl;

[milestogo]

18. To avoid black cats and stepping on cracks.

[BlueTsunami2018]

20. That my usual bad luck turns good for the day.

I can use that $1.3 billion.

[dalton99a]

22. Eh

[malaise]

30. Please explain thanks

😀

[dalton99a]

36. There is really no difference between Friday 13th and another day

However, for that paper which was published in the British Medical Journal, the conclusion at the time was hospital admissions due to transport accidents did go up and they recommended Friday 13th believers to stay off the roads.

About ten years later, researchers in Finland looked at traffic accident data from 1989-2002 and concluded that there was in fact no difference. But again, they recommended against driving for anxious believers - just in case.

[malaise]

37. LOL

[Niagara]

24. I wish a few things today.

I purchased 5 Mega Millions numbers this morning. I don't wish to win the entire jackpot, although having a chunk of play money would be nice.



I wish the Presley family peace and comfort during their time of devastating loss.


I wish that homes in the highly active tornado hit areas would be built differently. We have the resources, knowledge and technology to get this done.

[malaise]

25. Love your wishes

[Niagara]

27. Thank you, Malaise.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

28. Dropping my load in Medford and then going to a truck stop to await

another pickup.

[malaise]

29. Is that your wish or your schedule?

Hope it works out 😀😀

[MarineCombatEngineer]

31. My schedule,

my wish is to just drop the load and spend the weekend at home, but that's not going to happen.

Have a great weekend.

[malaise]

32. OK😀

Hope you get home soon and get some rest and relaxation😀😀

[Fix The Stupid]

33. Hopefully...no bikers ;)

I live near Port Dover...

Google Friday 13th, Port Dover.

Just want a nice easy ride home after work...not police directing traffic at every intersection...

But...snow here today...will cut down a LITTLE on the action...

Yes, they will still show up in the snow.

[malaise]

35. I learn something every day from DUers

Why do bikers go to Port Dover on Friday the 13th?
It began innocently enough on November 13, 1981. The story goes that Chris Simons suggested to a few motorcycle buddies that they meet for a few beers at the Commercial Hotel (today known as Angelo's of Dover). Word spread about the get-together so that Friday evening on November 13, 1981 about 25 guys showed up

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[Phoenix61]

34. I want a new recipe for pumpkin bread I'm trying to be good.

It got cold over night and I’m trying to clean out the cupboards before a 4 month trip so along seems like a better plan than yard work.

[malaise]

40. I too have some kitchen cupboards to clean

Good,luck 😀

[Phoenix61]

45. It came out well! My neighbors will be happy. nt

[malaise]

46. The pumpkin bread?

😀

[Phoenix61]

49. Yes! And it made the house smell good. nt

[malaise]

56. I can imagine the smell😀

Your wish came true

[yellowdogintexas]

38. Pain free is my #1 wish

I would also wish for our Untouchable Cat to finally let us pet her.

Last wish: I would find a great buy on a car

[malaise]

57. Hope your wishes came true

Pain is no joke. I love when the feral cats allow me to touch them. They do trust me with their kittens and they should not because I give them away.

[usonian]

39. Money changers get their comeuppance.

[malaise]

41. That would be nice

Oh yes!

[liberal_mama]

42. I wish I could have my dad back. Unfortunately, that isn't possible because he died of Covid

two months ago.

So I guess I hope people wear masks and take precautions so other families don't have to suffer the terrible agony that my family is suffering.

[malaise]

44. How sad

I wear my mask everywhere

[Hermit-The-Prog]

43. Sanity.

[bdamomma]

51. +100000

nt

[nolabear]

47. For all the children of the world to join hands

and sing songs of joy and peace.

[haele]

48. Friday the 13th is usually just a day, occasionally a great day.

My office lottery pool won ~$700k on a Friday the 13th a dozen or so years ago, netting everyone $26k after taxes.
Paid off a lot pre-ACA medical bills that were hanging over our head with that money. And got a Genuine Buddy Scooter for commuting back and forth to work.

Haele

[bdamomma]

50. For

the Q posse to be gone. I want the traitors gone.

Too many insane and corrupt people.

[Kennah]

52. Nothing less

[malaise]

58. Lock them all up

😀

[KentuckyWoman]

54. I want my niece and her husband to stop fighting.

Since the baby came everything with those 2 is mortal combat. It's heartbreaking and getting worse. Both of them, their natural instinct is to see each other as the enemy instead of the actual problem to be solved. They have proven to be an absolute powerhouse when they work together. Unfortunately they managed to get on so well that it took being new parent level tired to show the cracks.

It was so bad at my house tonight I finally had a say. In the most loving way I could but I did not exactly sugar coat things. So if I get any wish for Friday the 13th its that the resolve they seem to have when they left here tonight sticks. These two "kids" are a great pair and I know love each other. But if they can't fight the trouble instead of each other, they are doomed.

****

Oh and if I can get a 2nd wish it would be every narcissist and psychopath on planet earth would instantly transport straight to whatever that giant hell hole is in Siberia. The one they expect to burn for another 1000 years.

[malaise]

59. I hope they stop fighting

That must be hard to watch. Hope both wishes come true.

[Genki Hikari]

55. I wish my mother would consider what I want

For once in her stupid life.

She's never, ever meant it when she asked what I wanted for a birthday or holiday. If I told her I wanted X, she would literally reply with, "Oh, no, you don't want that." As if I don't know my own fricking mind.

One time when she asked, I finally told her, get whatever you're going to get, because no matter what I tell you I want, you'll get what you want me to have, anyway, and maybe I can get something for it on eBay. She tried her typical manipulative gaslighting of boohooing to everyone she could about how awful I was for saying that to her, to try to get them to shame me into apologizing for what I said. It didn't work. I would have eaten a barrel of mice tits before I took it back.

And don't even get me started on how I'm ticked off STILL over how she refused to let schools promote me ahead because she stupidly worried more about my "social" development than intellectual. I'm an introvert. I don't and won't and never will give a hootin' holler about social anything. All of that garbage is STUPID to me. All she did by holding me back was make me hate school AND people more than I already did.

And it didn't help with how I wasn't so fond of her, either.

So I wish I'd had a real mother, and not the one I was tortured with.

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

60. I want an evolved, benevolent race of humanoid aliens to beam conservatives

up to their ships and perform painless, corrective laser surgery on the part(s) of their brains that prevents them from evolving out of the juvenile, self-destructive hateful behavior that is causing so much harm to all human societies, and the inevitable destruction of life on our planet.

Starting with the wealthy throwbacks among them.

"Conversion therapy" for fascists.

And everyone lives happily ever after. Wars become extinct, nasty diseases are cured, everyone has enough to eat, and all good things never come to an end.

Then our lovely alien friends leave our planet in search of the next planet they plan to save from destruction by fascism.

Hey now, if we're gonna make wishes, why not go big time?