Republican voters taught me one thing: Even if you're not qualified, apply for that job. I got one!

[ck4829]

You don't need relevant experience - Just ask Republican voters when it comes to Trump!

You don't need tact - Just ask Republican voters when it comes to Boebert and Greene!

You don't even need to be honest with your resume or your background - Just ask Republican voters when it comes to Santos!

So taking Republican thoughts on "voting for the worst to own the libs", I decided, why can't I use that to my benefit on the job market, and so I did! And it worked!

So if you or anyone you know is needing heart surgery starting next Monday; let me tell you something, if you're feeling nervous because you've never had heart surgery before, I'll probably be more nervous than you, because it'll be my first time too. But no matter how nervous and inexperienced I am, I'll be there cutting you open and working on those three chambers in your hearts, Ohio!

It's what the American people want, right?

Right?

[ColinC]

1. Thanks for the laugh

[badhair77]

2. I'm a bit nervous about your offer so I might perform the surgery on myself.

I might be as qualified as you. 😁

[ck4829]

3. And as the soon-to-be chief of surgery I say: Cool. You should totally do that!

Do try self-surgery at home!

[badhair77]

5. Lol.

I’ll try not to use too much anesthesia. As you say, we can do anything!

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Fake it, til you make it.

It's the Florida code.