Ted Nugent Death / Jail Watch, Day One

[zeos3]

http://wonkette.com/489268/ted-nugent-death-jail-watch-day-one#more-489268


So, remember how Ted Nugent, that charming young bard of the rock-n-roll genre, said this thing back in April?


“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

We aren’t really sure if it’s appropriate to start the Nugent Death / Jail Watch with the reelection of Barack Obama, or if we have to actually wait until April 2013 so he has the full year. As of right now, Mr. Nugent’s comments are still on his Twitter feed, though we would not be surprised if he Trumps them at some point in the near future.

[SunSeeker]

1. K&R

[bluestate10]

2. Nugent, you fucking poser. Off your self already!!! nt

[Kennah]

3. Aw c'mon. That's not very DU. We should be looking at committing him for his own protection.

[Shampoobra]

4. Paint "FEMA" on the side of the ambulance, just to fuck with him (nt)

[LAGC]

5. ...

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Your move, Nuge.

[cliffordu]

6. Kick!!!

[Jamastiene]

7. He needs to be in jail.

Is his wife old enough to even vote yet?

[Angry Dragon]

8. The count starts from the day after he said it.

[LibertyLover]

15. I agree that the day count starts from the time he said he had a year

but the "start" factor was President Obama's election. So, we are now in Day 2 of the Ted Nugent Jail or Dead by April 2013 Watch by my calculations.

[Angry Dragon]

16. makes sense

[srichardson]

9. Love Wonkette.

They pull no punches!

[TeamPooka]

10. Good news Ted, Depression is a pre-existing condition that's covered by Obamacare....

Barack's got your back Ted.

[JI7]

11. wasn't this a threat to assassinate the President ?

he would attempt to kill the pres and either end up dead during it or end up in jail .

[Raine]

12. So which is it Ted? You promised, just go to the light, come on or are you chicken? Oh yeah that's

right you were too chicken shit to go to nam so you lived in your own filth. Oh well never mind but you could still turn yourself in and go to jail yeah that's it ... problem solved!

[Jamaal510]

13. A deal is a deal, Ted. Obama fulfilled his end of the deal Tuesday night.

And why isn't Limbaugh in Costa Rica yet? He said he'd move there if Obamacare is implemented and ruled "Constitutional".

[struggle4progress]

14. ted who?

[montanto]

17. according to my source, Yahoo! Answers, neither dead nor in jail. Yet.

I'm going to stretch "this time next year" to mean by the end of November. Slow and steady wins the race Ted, any time by the end of November is fine by me.

[yashoo]

18. Probably time for a poll thread

As to which would you prefer, dead or jail?

I'd say...jail. It's close though

[redwitch]

19. He is crying tears of blood so we may not have long to wait.

Poor fella.

[Jamaal510]

21. Kick.