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I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but Im just not happy.
And why is that Eve?
Lord, I am lonely, and Im sick to death of apples.
Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.
Man? What is that Lord?
A flawed creature, with many bad traits. Hell lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, hell give you a hard time. But hell be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things.
Ill create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He wont be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.
Sounds great, says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, but whats the catch Lord?
Well, you can have him on one condition.
And whats that Lord?
As I said, hell be proud, arrogant and self-admiring
so youll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. Woman to woman.
Pas-de-Calais
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(4,166 posts)Thanks for sharing.