Billionaire teen has 'plan' to kill President Obama

[onehandle]

Last night was a time of high emotional dudgeon. All that anxiety as we awaited the outcome of the U.S. presidential election, followed by the news that Obama had won a second term in office. If you're teenaged billionaire Peter Brant II, the Greenwich-raised son of paper magnate Peter Brant and supermodel Stephanie Seymour, you don't exactly welcome that outcome. If you're teenaged billionaire Peter Brant II, you exchange snarky text messages about Romney's defeat with your friend Andrew Warren, who describes himself on Twitter as "NYC/HAMPTONS" and says the election is going to make him "poor" now, obviously. And Andrew jokes about how at least women will still have rights, except, "oh wait I don't care." And you, Peter Brant II, joke about having "a contingency plan: Kill Obama, hahaha." Hahaha!

http://jezebel.com/5958489/teen-billionaire-peter-brant-ii-says-he-has-a-plan-to-kill-obama

[justiceischeap]

1. These "gonna kill Obama" guys sure are keeping the SS busy. nt

[Raster]

2. This rich little fuckstick is PRECISELY what is wrong with this country.

Asshole.

Perhaps Brant and his billionaire buddies will chose to ride out the next Hurricane at their Hamptons Beach House.

[hobbit709]

3. Too bad we can't send him to 1789 France.

Being shortened would cure his sense of privilege.

[Solomon]

21. "Being shortened"

Made my day.

[beachbumbob]

4. he can be laughing

when the secret service comes a knocking...there is no joking when the life of the president is threatened

we will see who is laughing last

[msanthrope]

5. You missed this priceless story in the comments--

Jenna Sauers

19 hours ago

I once sat in a room with André Leon Talley and Peter Brant II while André Leon Talley talked about his many years in fashion. At one point, Talley touched on the reasons why he, growing up gay, black, and poor in pre-Civil Rights-era rural North Carolina, was too fearful to dress with the flamboyance he even then knew he favored.

Peter Brant II chose this moment to speak up. He said that he totally understood Talley's conundrum, because he, Peter Brant II, had gone to "a really prissy, uptight, all-boys prep school."

His younger brother Harry interrupted, "At least we had the Brant Auditorium, though."

Peter Brant II considered for a moment, then nodded and said, "And the Brant Lawn."

[demhottie]

18. Priceless

[Scuba]

6. How can he be poor if he has a cell phone?

[HappyMe]

7. The SS and FBI will

pay a visit to this jackass.

[southernyankeebelle]

8. Another child of the wealthy who never experienced what it is to be poor. How sad

their parents put them on jets for a vacation all over the world so they don't have to deal with them. If their parents really loved them I would put them on a work vacation in a poor area. They sure would thank their lucky star then. But what we have is nothing whining babies. They names for their parents are Mommie Get Me or Daddy By Me. Talk about takers and useless.

[bluestateguy]

9. Peter Brant? The character from Moneyball played by Jonah Hill?

How ironic.

[LynneSin]

11. That was Peter Brand and it was actually a fictionalized name for Paul DePodesta

Paul DePodesta is the actual person who worked with Billy Beane with the successful A's season.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_DePodesta#Moneyball

[reformist2]

10. At what age does he become a "job creator"?

[Renew Deal]

15. lol

[HopeHoops]

12. Shit. How did Stephanie Seymour raise a fuckwad like that?

It doesn't make sense.

[demhottie]

19. Um, I think you have the wrong impression of her

She's a twit who married anotorious asshole

I never had the impression she was a decent human being, and her sons are proof that she's as much of a low life as her husband- no values and no integrity

[HopeHoops]

23. Yeah, but she's cute.

[Ghost in the Machine]

22. Her Wikipedia page has her as having only one child, a girl, but says she's been married to Brant...

... since 1995. Check this out, however:

Stephanie Seymour Naked in i-D Magazine

These photos (especially this NSFW one here) of Stephanie Seymour in the Fall 2012 issue of i-D magazine could explain why her son, even though he’s gay, gets boners when he sees her in a bikini and why he has the sudden urge to make out with her. For a 44-year-old, she’s hot. Usually I’d say I’d be gay to not get an erection and try to make out with her but apparently even that’s not true.
http://theblemish.com/2012/09/stephanie-seymour-naked-in-i-d-magazine/

Follow some of the links from that page for more weirdness in this family...

Peace,

Ghost

[mstinamotorcity2]

13. And he too

will soon be like the Dinosaur!!!!!!

[Renew Deal]

14. Knock knock

Who's there?
Agent Mike
Agent Mike who?
Agent Mike put your hands in the air bzzzzzt

[JoePhilly]

16. Two words .... Cavity Search.

[Javaman]

17. the stupidity of the idle rich never fails to amaze.

he should be getting a visit from the SS soon.

[demhottie]

20. I hope he gets shipped to Egypt for "enhanced" interrogation