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Report: Trumps Habit of Clogging Toilets With Government Documents Even Grosser Than Previously Thought
Someone should definitely go to jail over aides having to stick their hands into toilet bowls.
By Bess Levin
February 13, 2023
Is Donald Trump going to be criminally charged over his handling of classified documents after leaving office? As with so many outstanding investigations into the ex-president, we do not know at this time. One thing he should definitely be indicted over and sentenced to federal prison for? Reportedly operating in such a manner that required White House aides to follow him around to various bathrooms, go in after he was done, fish out torn-up documents hed tried to stuff down the toilets, and put the pieceswhich, again, had been in a toiletback together.
Last year, we learned from New York Times scribe Maggie Haberman that staff in the White House residence periodically discovered wads of printed paper clogging a toiletand believed the president had flushed pieces of paper. But we did not know at the time what those who made the discoveries were expected to do with the evidence. Previous reporting from The Washington Post had revealed that Trumps habit of tearing up documents was so frequent as to warrant a protocol in which aides from either the Office of the Staff Secretary or the Oval Office Operations team would follow him around collecting piles of torn paper he left in his wake, and then painstakingly jigsaw the documents back together, using clear tape. At the time, it seemed that this protocol was intended for paper left on dry surfaces. In other words, no one really expected that after the indignity of finding a toilet clogged by ones boss, aides would then have to put their hands in said toilet, take out the material causing the blockage, and then further deal with it from there. (Because that would be insane and, again, something an employer should be arrested for. And yet, according to a new report from the Times, thats exactly what happened.)
In the midst of a long piece on the state of special counsel Jack Smiths pair of investigations into the ex-president, the paper of record writes:
In some cases, Mr. Trump tore up documents and threw them in toilets in the White House. Aides would periodically retrieve what was not flushed down and let it dry, then tape it back together and pass the documents on to the staff secretary, whose office managed presidential paper flow, according to two people familiar with what took place.
The emphasis is ours because, what the actual fuck. To be clear, were not disgusted by the aides decision to stick their hands in these bowls and retrieve what was not flushed down, but with Trump for putting them in that position. (It's also worth noting that Trumps reported shredding habit was in violation of the Presidential Records Act, and the act of literally putting the pieces back together for him was obviously an attempt to comply with the law.)
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https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/02/donald-trump-toilet-clogging-documents-details
Pinback
(12,171 posts)Sorry! I really should try to be more mature.
Yet another shocking but not surprising TFG story. The low points keep setting new records.
lastlib
(23,316 posts)They had to fish papers out of a toilet *that Donald J. tRump had just used*. Ponder that last fact.
fishing paper out of a toilet that a colossal pile of diarrheic whale-shit had just shit in........... Vomit comes up in my mouth just thinking about it.
Pinback
(12,171 posts)New insight into what it would mean to work for Donald J. Trump.
Ladythatvotesblue
(123 posts)Senator Wornock is a good person AND John Lewis was a Great Man.
Pinback
(12,171 posts)and photoshopped out the background to create my avatar. After so many years of having awful Republicans representing us in the U.S. Senate, Georgia now has two great Democrats in Warnock and Ossoff!
Meowmee
(5,164 posts)This is the reality here now i hope they had gloves on😖😹
crickets
(25,986 posts)No one wants to touch that, even after it's dried.
I was thinking that too ugh. Im a bit of a germaphobe etc., but I dropped my phone by accident into a toilet bowl 4 weeks ago or so, it fell out of my pocket in one of those freak events, and I grabbed it right away and dried it off, washed with alcohol, and of course washed my hands etc. By some miracle it has been fine.
mercuryblues
(14,547 posts)Fuck them. They did it and never reported it to the appropriate people. They deserved to eat his shit. I bet you dollars to donuts they would line up to work for him again.
Meowmee
(5,164 posts)I am sure they would all work for vote for him again too. Unbelievable though the whole thing.
DET
(1,324 posts)Trumps entire presidency is a Tom Wolfe novel begging to be written. Sadly, however, Tom Wolfe is dead. Im sure that others are up to the task, however, especially since the book would essentially write itself.
Maybe Carl Hiassen can take on the job!
😂
judesedit
(4,443 posts)mountain grammy
(26,658 posts)rubbersole
(6,737 posts)Better Days Ahoy
(698 posts)Except that position was a coveted one back when the British monarchy was more than a costumed side show. The Groom had the Monarch's attention and ear whilst nature called.
bedazzled
(1,771 posts)Sounds like he won't do any self maintenance
Better Days Ahoy
(698 posts)So there's that.
bedazzled
(1,771 posts)I wouldn't want to live
Better Days Ahoy
(698 posts)The same article said that Charles once stood waiting whilst the Royal Toothbrush was attended to.
Imagine.
bedazzled
(1,771 posts)Of course some of our "leaders" aren't great either.
BigmanPigman
(51,638 posts)Typical POTUS behavior...NO!!!! Lock that fucker up and don't give him toilet facilities, make pee and poop into a hole in his prison cell floor.
allegorical oracle
(2,357 posts)and flush down the plumbing at his various retirement homes?
Danascot
(4,695 posts)musette_sf
(10,206 posts)Bristlecone
(10,135 posts)Had to endure this.
allegorical oracle
(2,357 posts)Bristlecone
(10,135 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Captain Zero
(6,836 posts)this slob can't be trusted to be president again, and why he never should have been president in the first place.
Can't we get a PAC to run these ads?
From now until he is in jail.
sakabatou
(42,182 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)I guess we know why now.
bdamomma
(63,930 posts)maybe he was projecting again. Stupid sick SOB. Why is he still walking around free?????? Lock him up.
GoCubsGo
(32,096 posts)I think I'm going to skip it. I seem to have lost my appetite.
No doubt, his cult followers will think that this kind of behavior is "cool."
Hotler
(11,452 posts)What's the difference between a brown nose and ring around the collar?
Level of commitment.
And the orange loser is still walking free.
republianmushroom
(13,741 posts)Grasswire2
(13,571 posts)Aides should get hazard pay for duty in his WH residency.
Turbineguy
(37,372 posts)being degraded by the top guy.
bluestarone
(17,062 posts)The Anti Christ! That's for sure!
rubbersole
(6,737 posts)..Christ was the anti-trump.
llmart
(15,556 posts)I'd be out the door. No way I'd stay in a job where the boss asks me to do that. Of course, I'd never work for that asswipe no matter how much they'd pay me.
WTF is wrong with the people who agreed to do this?