Could there be more moronic speculation?

[Pototan]

The President's press secretary was forced to address the most ridiculous online speculation imaginable.

What moron would think that extraterrestrials (presumably intelligent life from another galaxy) would (or could) transverse light years in space in a fucking balloon?

WTF.

[Wounded Bear]

1. I think you mean extra "terrestrials", but yeah it's kind of silly...

[Pototan]

3. On Edit

I hate to blame spellcheck, but I'm afraid I must.

Corrected on edit and thank you.

[Irish_Dem]

2. A US general stated he would not rule out ETs.

That's one reason people got rattled.

[Pototan]

4. Ya, he needed to reply to the speculation online.

The question came from a reporter from some obscure web site.

The question was prefaced with "everyone is saying". You know that old Trump preamble to get the moron ball rolling.

[inthewind21]

7. You can

Thank Fox news for the "some people say" "some are saying" and any other version. They introduced that one in the late 90's

[Pototan]

8. Oh, I didn't say I don't believe

I absolutely think there is intelligent life elsewhere in this universe. The mathematical odds are in favor of that belief.

I just don't think that a normal person would believe that their method of transportation from one galaxy to another would be a balloon.

Unless one thought that the Wizard of Oz was non-fiction.

[Raven123]

6. Well you see, they can't ask about Biden's policies, because they are working

So, you have to look to outer space.

[Shanti Shanti Shanti]

9. The mothership could be concealed in the Oort Cloud, the scout ships dont have to travel far...

They are vunerable...dont let your assumptions blind you, those offworld scum need to be taught a lesson!