Why do those on Twitter think everyone is on Twitter?

[Joe Cool]

Spoiler alert: Not everyone is on Twitter. Most people are not on Twitter.

¨Hey, go to Twitter and look for (_________________).¨ Uh, yeah, no.

[RockRaven]

1. The same syndrome seems to afflict those who watch cable news.

[Joe Cool]

2. I always enjoy the

¨Turn on ________________________ now!" posts.
Uh, yeah, no.

[Pinback]

3. Same reason most Facebook users assume everybody is on Facebook. (nt)

[Skittles]

6. I get tired of FBers asking me why I am not on FB

just the way they talk about that POS site makes me sick

[bif]

7. I hear ya!

I quit FB several years ago and people are astonished I'm not on it. I'm just about to quit InstaGram too.

[Skittles]

8. "I de-friended so-and-so"

it's like, what are you, fucking 12 years old? UGH

[littlemissmartypants]

4. ❤️

[GGoss]

5. I For One Am Grateful We Got Through The Dial-Up Modem Phase Uninjured

Although that sound is now my phone's ringtone.