In a written statement released simultaneously to all media outlets, the Board of Hostages of

[Atticus]

the Republican Party announced that, after much deliberation, the wording of their 2024 campaign motto---called by some their "war cry"--- has been finalized.

In response to the volume of negative news reports about the GOP's tawdry behavior and vile plans to eliminate long-established social programs and anticipated tough questions by the Liberal Media, every Republican involved in the 2024 campaign will be chanting "I'm rubber; you're glue! Bounces off me and sticks to you!"

Candidates will have discretion to preface the above "war cry" with a loud enunciation of "Neener-neener". Sticking out one's tongue post-chant is an option which will be reserved for only the most hostile reporters.

Watch this space.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. LOL

[niyad]

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