"Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following..."

[pokerfan]

Hilariously Crazed Wingnut Rant of the Day

Courtesy of the always-diverting Free Republic, this is definitely our hilariously insane wingnut rant of the day, as one of the Freepers is PREPARING FOR POST OBAMA ELECTION.

Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:

1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account.

2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.

3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.

4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang.

There are 13 in all. Read the rest at: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/41164_Hilariously_Crazed_Wingnut_Rant_of_the_Day

[seabeyond]

1. i dont know that my husband has ever "instructed" me to do a damn thing. i imagine if he "instructed

me to do something, it would not get done.

ask.... i am all into him asking me to do things. but instruct? not a chance in hell.

not that the rest of the list isnt stupid.

[pokerfan]

2. Obviously, freepers run their households differently

[seabeyond]

18. honestly. all i know are freepers. and i do not know one of those... lol. thankfully.

we probably would not get along, anyway.

[hobbit709]

12. When Donna and I got married, I printed her words on the cover of the invitation

"You can just forget about that "Obey" part"

[seabeyond]

17. ha ha. that is so cute. thanks hobbit. i like. nt

[Rambis]

3. #14 put gun in mouth pull trigger(don't hurt anyone else)

#15 children live on social security

[redqueen]

4. HAHAHAHA ... what the....

Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.

WTF does that even mean?

Do these dipshits know about computers? Do they plan to hack into hundreds of servers to "eliminate and exist" from all this shit (which they apparently don't even understand)?!

[pokerfan]

6. Link is fine

It's mocking the freepers.

[redqueen]

8. Yeah, I edited once I noticed it wasnt a direct link

to dipshitland.

It's got to be a joke... Some troll messing with them. I love how along with no more propane or cash transactions there's 'cut off DirecTV'.

[pokerfan]

14. It's so hard to tell

the trolls from the true wingnutters.

“Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing." - Poe's Law

I don't know how Stephen Colbert manages it, but he does.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. while he stays at home in the basement keyboarding one-handed. nt

[leftynyc]

7. I read that thread

and the poster was being almost universally mocked for it (and getting testy about it). The women took him to task about "instructing his wife". When the "mainstream" freepers are mocking you, you've really gone round the bend.

[redqueen]

10. No way! The freeper wimminz ain't bible?

I'm actually shocked.

[leftynyc]

21. Not all of them

It was the first word that jumped out at me and I read the comments just to see how the freeper women would react. They weren't happy about it - which shows you just how royally screwed up his attitude is which is why I suspect there were a fair amount of women there who didn't see anything wrong with it and just didn't say anything.

[Horse with no Name]

9. Well dumbshit

you already EXIST in the medical record databank...so good luck with that one!

[lpbk2713]

11. Late additional list entry --- "turn out the lights ...

... the party's over"




BWAHAHAHA

[mindfulNJ]

13. oh my.

3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.

9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency

12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked

Does anyone else see a problem here?

[gollygee]

15. He's been president for FOUR YEARS already, idiots!

a) why were you OK with all that stuff over the past four years? We will be in year 5 of Obama's presidency.

b) why did you instruct your wife to do it? Why didn't you take care of your psychotic crazed behavior on your own?

[Pholus]

16. Heheheh. Can't he do his own dirty work? "Instructed his wife?"

I got a chuckle thinking how my wife would react to such a list...it certainly would not be a "one way flow" of information....

[chowder66]

19. Can this man do anything? "Wife, build a gate." Wife's todo list for self - call psychologist. nt

[d_r]

20. please keep in mind

1. the gate out front has been locked for quite some time
2. his occasional visitors do call ahead for the gate to be unlocked
3. the "wife" he is "instructing" is actually a rather kind nurse named "Charlene"
4. his "cell phone" is kept by his "wife" in a safe location
5. the other patients would be quite upset if direct tv were removed from the common room