Any trolls here? Where the hell do I go to get

[upaloopa]

the free handouts? Is it down at my local federal building or do they send it in the mail?
Also since you are obviously one of the makers and I am one of the takers, where do you make the stuff? Is it outsourced to China and you are just a manager or do you actually make the free stuff with your own hands? By the way what kind of free stuff is it? I may not even need it or want it. If there are enough like me you can keep the free stuff you make.

[Hugin]

1. I want an Obamaphone(tm)!

[Control-Z]

2. I want one too!

Where do we get those? Will we all get one?

[Hugin]

8. I bet it has a "Hail-to-the-chief" ringtone!

This is going to be so cool!

I can't wait!

[hootinholler]

11. Actually that program was started by W n/t

[Hugin]

12. I don't want a stupid W phone!

An Obamaphone is so much cooler!

[hootinholler]

15. I agree it sounds cooler

But it's really fun to point the origin of the program out to the RW asshole bitching about Obamaphones.

[Liberalynn]

17. Me too

I need a new cell

[Faygo Kid]

3. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[calico1]

13. +1

[Bucky]

4. I want some mother-fuckin' ice tea! Free government ice tea! Where is it?

Fuckin' Bill O'Racist.

[Scuba]

5. I am due beer and travel money.

[DJ13]

6. I miss that

[Control-Z]

10. Whoa! That's a blast

from the past! What was his name? How could I possibly forget? This is going to bug me.

I'm going to walk away and see if I can remember before I come back here and see if someone tells me. Lol.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. I believe his name was Random Thoughts....

[siligut]

21. Was it Random Thoughts?

[lonestarnot]

19. Whatever happened to that DUer?

[Spike89]

7. I got you a free pony, but Paul Ryan killed it nt

[L0oniX]

18. Here ...you can have my slightly troll abused...

[ErikJ]

9. They scream about $10 Obama phones from their $10,000 govt paid mobility scooters

[SmileyRose]

23. +1

Free hoverrounds for everyone!!!

[jal777]

14. I want to learn about the free phones

[Earth_First]

16. There's a new startup program that will begin after the first of the year funded by Social Security

checks that are returned by disgruntled Romney/Big Government/Tea Party voters.

There's a lot of free things that will be funded by their generosity.

Healthcare, Veteran's benefits, Small Business loans...

Look for the application at WhiteHouse.gov around the first of next month...

[flamingdem]

22. You got me .. I believed you for a sec

whaaaa I want free schtuff