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This cake was presented to an angry Republican at work this morning... (Original Post) Melinda Nov 2012 OP
just gotta rec this rurallib Nov 2012 #1
Um..hell yes! txdemsftw Nov 2012 #2
HAHAHAHAHA!!! MynameisBlarney Nov 2012 #3
Let them eat cake! nt kerouac2 Nov 2012 #4
Paid FOR with Food Stamps? maxsolomon Nov 2012 #5
... pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #6
Caught that too, however I bet the recipient got the point, n'est-ce pas? Melinda Nov 2012 #7
From what I've seen of other "angry republicans", chalky Nov 2012 #13
Hey, not fair. synapticwave Nov 2012 #11
Beautiful Cake, Melinda! Food Stamps! Cha Nov 2012 #8
Obama takes the Cake! n/t sheshe2 Nov 2012 #9
THAT.IS.SO.EFFIN'.AWESOME. Spock_is_Skeptical Nov 2012 #10
Was the cake... RevStPatrick Nov 2012 #12
LOL! chalky Nov 2012 #14
No, it was devil's food chocolate! freshwest Nov 2012 #31
I LULZED. BlancheSplanchnik Nov 2012 #49
Well, it was my favorite. But I think the frightwingers would be skeert, ya know? freshwest Nov 2012 #50
yep the heat's been going on...beauteous Autumn! BlancheSplanchnik Nov 2012 #51
Stay warm and toasty! Well, not yourself... you know what I mean. freshwest Nov 2012 #53
One layer vanilla, one layer chocolate! SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #67
I'll bet that Republican became a ....TAKER! WinkyDink Nov 2012 #15
not funny former-republican Nov 2012 #16
Well, bless your heart. Melinda Nov 2012 #17
As Larry the Cable Guy would say hootinholler Nov 2012 #29
Is this funny snooper2 Nov 2012 #38
I'm sorry guys I don't think using the Presidents picture in this type of joke is funny former-republican Nov 2012 #44
It's okay, not every joke is for everyone.. snooper2 Nov 2012 #46
lol former-republican Nov 2012 #48
that's better than twins named Jose and Hose B Skittles Nov 2012 #54
I dont know. earthbone Nov 2012 #18
After how those rotten pricks threatened women's health care choices... Melinda Nov 2012 #20
While I totallly agree with you, I'm keeping my Schadenfreude here on DU. DCKit Nov 2012 #56
re: This cake was presented to an angry Republican at work this morning... allan01 Nov 2012 #19
OoooOhhh, I love me some Muttley!!! Melinda Nov 2012 #24
Was that picture taken with a free "Obama phone" ? PA Democrat Nov 2012 #21
Sept 10th, 2001 Rumsfeld announced $2 Trillion missing from the pentagon. hootinholler Nov 2012 #40
Wasn't that also the day... harmonicon Nov 2012 #60
My boss's wife Doc Holliday Nov 2012 #22
Good for you Doc! I hope you aren't subjected to harassment at work! Melinda Nov 2012 #25
My ex boss was a Rmoney supporter mountain grammy Nov 2012 #61
That is an epic win!!!! Initech Nov 2012 #23
lol, can you imagine all the similar stories you know are occuring this week? Priceless! Melinda Nov 2012 #26
Yeah we should keep a "greatest hits" list! Initech Nov 2012 #34
Revenge is best served cold......wth a little frosting is a nice touch too lunasun Nov 2012 #27
That's rather cold Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2012 #28
Obviously just me... Sophiegirl Nov 2012 #30
Obviously. Libby2 Nov 2012 #71
Was it delivered in a welfare Cadillac? NBachers Nov 2012 #32
Great Idea, I am going to have a local baker make me a similar one for a deserving friend. Nika Nov 2012 #33
That is hilarious. I think I should give one to my Governor!!!! Major Hogwash Nov 2012 #35
lmao, Your story's ending was quite a visual!! Melinda Nov 2012 #43
Butch Otter spoke to my high school government class... Blanks Nov 2012 #64
Unfourtuantly WhatsGoodForAmerica Nov 2012 #36
We earned that brag. Plus let them eat cake! nm nc4bo Nov 2012 #37
Well, if you're offended by this OP, you're gonna REALLY love this one: Melinda Nov 2012 #41
How is that rubbing it in? Gemini Cat Nov 2012 #52
OP, Elvis and Romney have all left the building. nc4bo Nov 2012 #65
Now that is quite a fucking cake! lonestarnot Nov 2012 #39
I'm right fucking there with you! Melinda Nov 2012 #42
You going downtown? lonestarnot Nov 2012 #45
Okay, I'm not LITERALLY with you in AZ.... Melinda Nov 2012 #47
In your fucking face mofos Blue Owl Nov 2012 #55
Today I posted on my fb status MoonchildCA Nov 2012 #57
I'm So Stealing That! JimGinPA Nov 2012 #62
LOL! Wind Dancer Nov 2012 #69
Funny! Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2012 #72
And it cost more than one of the hungry kids on food stamps gets for an entire day. Or jtuck004 Nov 2012 #58
The cake was paid? It works? I'm going to lose my job and be replaced by a cake? (nt) harmonicon Nov 2012 #59
Isnt this a rightwing joke? Eyes of the World Nov 2012 #63
Today's word is "Irony". Melinda Nov 2012 #66
It's funny at first. SpankMe Nov 2012 #68
OBAMA MADE PEOPLE POOR! Gregorian Nov 2012 #70
ahahahahahahahahahaha, that's awesome! sebastianj333 Nov 2012 #73

chalky

(3,297 posts)
13. From what I've seen of other "angry republicans",
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:49 PM
Nov 2012

he's more likely to get the point if there are grammatical errors.
Too bad the spelling's correct.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
50. Well, it was my favorite. But I think the frightwingers would be skeert, ya know?
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:03 AM
Nov 2012

Hope all is well! Getting a bit frosty here!

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
51. yep the heat's been going on...beauteous Autumn!
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:09 AM
Nov 2012
and school is on Thanksgiving break.

lLOVE this time of year!

hootinholler

(26,449 posts)
29. As Larry the Cable Guy would say
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:26 PM
Nov 2012

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

I would change paid to bought, but it's a great dig, and fucking hilarious.

 

snooper2

(30,151 posts)
38. Is this funny
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:02 PM
Nov 2012


Q: When is it okay for Republicans to engage in group sex and drug use?
A: After they decide to run for Governor of California


Q: Why should Creationism be taught in schools?
A: Because it leaves less time to teach Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer


Q: Why did Elizabeth Dole consider running for the Senate?
A: To get away from Bob and his little blue pills!


and..

''First Mitt won Iowa, then he lost Iowa? That's a classic Romney flip-flop.'' —Stephen Colbert




 

former-republican

(2,163 posts)
44. I'm sorry guys I don't think using the Presidents picture in this type of joke is funny
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:23 PM
Nov 2012

I see no difference when the republicans made a joke about putting President Obama's face on the new food stamp cards.

 

snooper2

(30,151 posts)
46. It's okay, not every joke is for everyone..
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:40 PM
Nov 2012

Your bound to offend someone with any joke ever thought of..

For example, Even though this is funny- someone Might be offended somewhere-



14. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

Melinda

(5,465 posts)
20. After how those rotten pricks threatened women's health care choices...
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:34 PM
Nov 2012

And, after the threats toward changing SCOTUS and doing away with Roe and...

Pushing "self-deportation"

Medicare vouchers

Raising taxes on the middle class; tax cuts for the rich

Undoing Wall Street, finance and banking regulations

Immigration laws (See Brewer, Jan +AZ)

Denying "climate change" (I still prefer the term global warming)

Fracking

DOMA + Marriage equality

Citizens United

WARS with Iran and Pakistan

Trade wars with China

Increasing military spending

De funding Planned Parenthood

Ending the EPA

Ending Public School and pushing charter/homeschooling (low-info voters of the future)

Stripping Union rights

And I am certain there is MUCH MORE I forgot to list....

After all THAT... I think I am allowed this sweet, delectable, juicy taste of

[center][font size=12][font color=red]Schadenfreude[/font size=12][/center]

[font size=3]However, I do appreciate the response and kick.

**Edited to add: And the food Stamps!! Don't forget who coined the term "Food Stamp President"!!

Schadenfreude indeed, and I am loving it!!

 

DCKit

(18,541 posts)
56. While I totallly agree with you, I'm keeping my Schadenfreude here on DU.
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 02:21 AM
Nov 2012

I've got friends and family who are devastated by their loss, I'm not going to rub it in. Yet. We're better than that.

allan01

(1,950 posts)
19. re: This cake was presented to an angry Republican at work this morning...
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:32 PM
Nov 2012

@ Melinda. love it . love it . riot. riot .

PA Democrat

(13,225 posts)
21. Was that picture taken with a free "Obama phone" ?
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:35 PM
Nov 2012

Remind me how much money the Bush administration lost track of in Iraq again??????

hootinholler

(26,449 posts)
40. Sept 10th, 2001 Rumsfeld announced $2 Trillion missing from the pentagon.
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:12 PM
Nov 2012

Funny how that got lost in the news cycle.

harmonicon

(12,008 posts)
60. Wasn't that also the day...
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 07:00 AM
Nov 2012

he said something like he was "declaring war on the pentagon." I know he used a variation of that language. When the pentagon was actually attacked, you'd think he'd be scrambling to apologize... *sigh* but of course not. It was simply never mentioned by the media again.

Doc Holliday

(719 posts)
22. My boss's wife
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:43 PM
Nov 2012

and the boss himself are staunchly anti-Obama. She brought a cake in to the office staff that I wish I'd taken a picture of. A simple chocolate cake with lots of icing and cherries on top, and the words "We Will Survive" in bold white letters.

Something inside me just wouldn't allow me to eat any of it.

No doubt the boss would have asked me "Why aren't you having any cake?" if he hadn't been off hunting in Montana all week. Nothing like killing a few animals to make you feel better about losing an election.

Melinda

(5,465 posts)
25. Good for you Doc! I hope you aren't subjected to harassment at work!
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:04 PM
Nov 2012

I can't imagine being in your shoes! I'd probably have asked her to sing a few bars, ala Gloria Gaynor, or asked her if she'd meant to buy a 'chocolate' cake - and lost my job in the process!!

mountain grammy

(26,622 posts)
61. My ex boss was a Rmoney supporter
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 09:14 AM
Nov 2012

She supported W and McCain when I worked for her. I remember how happy and excited she was when McCain picked Palin.. I was too, but for a different reason (I knew he picked a loser.) Now I'm retired and she's my ex boss. We're still friends, but don't talk politics. Since I'm receiving Social Security and, now, Medicare, I guess President Obama is my boss now. Thank God, because the other guy would have fired me!
I love this cake, but not the "food stamp" reference, I think it feeds the crazies. Let's concentrate on real solutions like raising the minimum wage and universal health care so working people will no longer need food stamps to survive! My suggestion for the caption is "we all built it!"

Melinda

(5,465 posts)
26. lol, can you imagine all the similar stories you know are occuring this week? Priceless!
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:06 PM
Nov 2012

Thanks Initech!

Major Hogwash

(17,656 posts)
35. That is hilarious. I think I should give one to my Governor!!!!
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:56 PM
Nov 2012

The Governor of Idaho, Butch Otter, was being interviewed on tv on election night.
Just after NBC had called the state of Ohio for President Obama.

Just to let you know what a frickin', king-sized super-dee-duper moron our Governor is, the news woman that he was talking with asked him what it would mean to Idaho, now that it seemed that President Obama had been re-elected.

The interview took place only about 5 minutes after they had called the state of Ohio for President Obama.
But, the Governor is such a ginormous moron, a frickin' lunatic, he just looked at her and said, "Well, NBC has been wrong before."


But NBC wasn't the only network to call Ohio for President Obama. In fact, Faux Snooze and CNN had already called Ohio by then.


Then the Governor went on to say that people should vote for Romney because he is so good at creating jobs, and he is such a great businessman, blah, blah, blah.

But, by then, it was over.
President Obama had won Ohio, he had been re-elected!!

And I thought, Jesus Sesame, this Governor is an idiot!
He might as well be sucking on the dick of a dead bull elephant!

And then I realized . . he was!!

Melinda

(5,465 posts)
43. lmao, Your story's ending was quite a visual!!
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:20 PM
Nov 2012

And now I know exactly how that cake should be decorated too, LOL!!!! Thanks a BUNCH for THAT!!

Blanks

(4,835 posts)
64. Butch Otter spoke to my high school government class...
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 10:12 AM
Nov 2012

In 1978. I think he was running for governor then.

I think people were smarter then. I'm pretty sure he lost. It seems that it was pointed out that he's J.R. Simplot's son in law.

He may have been running for a different office (it was after all; a long time ago), but back then, it seems, politicians tied to big money was viewed as a bad thing.

Isn't J.R. Simplot the 'Idaho Potato' giant?

Melinda

(5,465 posts)
41. Well, if you're offended by this OP, you're gonna REALLY love this one:
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:17 PM
Nov 2012

I was coming from a place of pure.... ummm, ahhhh, ummmm.... how you say, deep feelings - yeah, that's it. I was espousing, immediately after the election about What's Good IN America.

Have a good time with this one, dear. Oh, and the word "Democrats" is capitalized. Jus' sayin'. Oh, and welcome to DU

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021740217

Melinda

(5,465 posts)
42. I'm right fucking there with you!
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:18 PM
Nov 2012

Mother fuckers need to count the votes, and change the shitty system too! Fuck!!!

Melinda

(5,465 posts)
47. Okay, I'm not LITERALLY with you in AZ....
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:50 PM
Nov 2012

But I am in spirit!!! Most especially when it comes to bouncing these ofttimes naughty words on DU, lol.

Go get those fuckers lonestarnot!

MoonchildCA

(1,301 posts)
57. Today I posted on my fb status
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 02:51 AM
Nov 2012

"Can someone check my front porch to see if my free stuff is here yet? I'm too lazy to get off my couch..."

I'm not sure many people got it, but oh well.

 

jtuck004

(15,882 posts)
58. And it cost more than one of the hungry kids on food stamps gets for an entire day. Or
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 03:18 AM
Nov 2012

maybe several days. But they won't have it 'cause it's being eaten in an office as a joke. Well, maybe they can find something at an Emergency Room.

Damn, that cake's a side-splitter. I am assuming this was paid for as a"joke" out of pocket, but I honestly would have had trouble enjoying it.


 
63. Isnt this a rightwing joke?
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 09:50 AM
Nov 2012

Because some 47%er used job-creator tax dollars to buy a cake. So the cake proves what the conservative feared all along...No?

I dont find it funny.

After seeing some of the things folks get juried for I cant believe this didnt get someone banned.

I guess a person's intent is revealed by their post count.

But I would have thought I would be banned for such a post. I never would have dared.

DU has become a baffling place.

Somewhere a shark is gazing up in wonder...

SpankMe

(2,957 posts)
68. It's funny at first.
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 12:09 PM
Nov 2012

But, when you think about it, this could have been created by a Republican as a right-wing jab, too. We really don't know the actual source and political orientation of the one who supplied the cake. I can see this as an insult, too, if made by a Repub.

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