New Disney World Rides

[lame54]

The Tea-Party Cups - you thought you puked a lot before

The Hunted Mansion - where the rich kill the poor for sport

The Pirates of the Cayman Islands

The Hall of Trump, Nixon and Jackson - the rest are in the dumpster out back

It's A Small World - now a floating shooting gallery

[lame54]

1. .

[lindysalsagal]

2. Mr. Lopez's Wild Bus Ride From Mexico to NYC

Separate lines for kids and adults. Kids exit the ride outside the park.

[lame54]

3. After they're done cleaning up

[NowISeetheLight]

4. How About

Refugees of the Caribbean. You’re a submarine commander and have to sink refugees in boats trying to make it to America.

[lindysalsagal]

5. Snow White and the 7 Straight, Christian Monks

The poison apple throws all unrepentant women and girls into a coma, and they can only be awakened by the kiss of evangelical polygamist cult leaders.

[Best_man23]

6. MAGA Country Jambouree

"Patriotic" music sung by animatronic versions of Aaron Carter, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Kanye West, and the Prussian Blue duo. Each set ends with live fire of assault rifles.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Only it's the real Nuge and Kid Rock. Hey, a job's a job.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

7. book burning fun...line up to throw books on the fire

[llmart]

8. Or they could just resurrect the now defunct "Holy Land Experience".

Apparently it couldn't stay afloat, so if DeSatan and his backers think that'll draw Disneylike crowds, they should think twice. Or better yet, ask Jim Baaker how his theme park turned out.

[Whiskeytide]

10. I don't know about the rest of you, but a shooting gallery in ...

… “It’s a Small World”? I might be ok with that.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. The Monorail.

That’s it. A decades old idea. Just one track, goes in a circle, no deviation, it’s boring and no matter where you get on or get off, you’re still in MAGA Land.