In fairness, Tiny D never claimed to be a fighter pilot, he just cosplayed one in an ad.

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In fairness, Tiny D never claimed to be a fighter pilot, he just cosplayed one in an ad.

He was, however, Deputy Pissboy.

FOIA request by @JimLaPorta produces this Navy document showing DeSantis was an assistant urinalysis coordinator in the Navy. Not a fighter pilot, as he claimed.
An ASSISTANT coordinator. Not even the top urine analyzer.

[Casady1]

1. I think he collected the urine

in a bed with two women relieving themselves on him. The Golden shower party.

[SheltieLover]

2. Kicking for Visibility

[gibraltar72]

3. Assistant piss inspector.

[Jerry2144]

4. During my time in the navy

We called them Pecker Checkers or Whiz Kids. Nobody respected those individuals who did that task

[Cha]

6. Wow.. sounds like something

desadist would do.

[Jerry2144]

7. Had any of us known Ron

We quilt probably call him Pissant DeSantis since it rhymes

[Cha]

8. desantis is a pissant.

[Jerry2144]

9. Taxonomic name

Pissantis Desantis

[hunter]

16. Probably the friend to have for anyone who couldn't pass a drug test.

I don't think anyone can advance in the republican party unless they have something dirty in their closet.

[Cha]

5. You Cannot make this

shit up!! lol

TY & Rick Wilson

[Kaleva]

10. We recall how the RW savaged Dukakis for his cosplay

[blue neen]

11. Wait til Trump sees this.

Oh boy.

[lame54]

12. DeSanPiss

[kimbutgar]

13. +1

[kimbutgar]

14. No wonder he's such a piss ass person!

[EX500rider]

15. here's his military bio:

Military service
In 2004, during his second year at Harvard Law, DeSantis was commissioned as an officer in the U.S. Navy and assigned to the Navy Judge Advocate General's Corps (JAG). He completed Naval Justice School in 2005. Later that year, he reported to the JAG Trial Service Office Command South East at Naval Station Mayport, Florida, as a prosecutor. He was promoted from lieutenant, junior grade to lieutenant in 2006. He was then stationed at Joint Task Force Guantanamo (JTF-GTMO), working directly with detainees at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp.[28][29][30] The records of DeSantis's service in the U.S. Navy were often redacted upon release to the public, to protect personal privacy according to the Navy.[31] Mansur Ahmad Saad al-Dayfi, who was held at Guantanamo stated that DeSantis oversaw force feedings of detainees during his time there.[32][33][34]

In 2007, DeSantis reported to the Naval Special Warfare Command Group in Coronado, California, where he was assigned to SEAL Team One and deployed to Iraq[35] with the troop surge as the legal advisor to the SEAL Commander of the Special Operations Task Force-West in Fallujah.[28][29][30]

DeSantis returned to the U.S. in April 2008, at which time he was reassigned to the Naval Region Southeast Legal Service. The U.S. Department of Justice appointed him to serve as a Special Assistant U.S. attorney[35] at the U.S. Attorney's Office in the Middle District of Florida. DeSantis was assigned as a trial defense counsel until his honorable discharge from active duty in February 2010. He concurrently accepted a reserve commission as a lieutenant in the Judge Advocate General's Corps of the US Navy Reserve.[36]

During his military career, DeSantis has been awarded the Bronze Star Medal, the Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal, the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal, and the Iraq Campaign Medal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_DeSantis

[Sky Jewels]

17. Just wrote this one:

A pissant named Ron "Tiny D"
Thinks that he's Mussolini
He tells lies oh so bold
But if truth be told
In the Air Force, he gathered pee.

[Sky Jewels]

18. Maybe that's where he got the habit of wearing high rubber boots--

you know, to protect himself from all the splashing.