Mega Stupid MAGA Flag

[ProfessorGAC]

I subbed Friday at a school west & a bit south in the next county.
On the way home I saw a new cult flag.

Trump -DeSantis 2024

Yep, this moron is proposing a ticket between two guys so hatable that they hate each other.
Their primaries are over a year & this drone has already decided everything.
BTW: this flag had to be about 5' x 9'. I could see it from the highway I was on and the house was a block east of the road.

[SheltieLover]

1. You can't fix stupid, Professor

[MarineCombatEngineer]

2. Yep.

[SWBTATTReg]

3. I've been waiting for some idiots to do this, try and join together these two (desantis and djt)

and here we go. I seriously doubt djt and desantis would ever take a back seat to each other.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. And, This Wasn't A Homemade Flag

Clearly professionally made. I wasn't close enough to tell if it's a cheap piece of junk or well made, but this homeowner paid for this. Or somebody did.

[pwb]

5. That is more of a banner than a flag.

No country there?

[ProfessorGAC]

6. Only Flag Being Flown

Not that I could see. Just the huge idiot marker.

[RussBLib]

7. Probably cost him $300

What a mega maga waste

[dalton99a]

8. "Tiny D - Tiny D 2024"

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Well Played!

Made me chuckle.

[Hekate]

10. I'll be keeping my eye out for the Trumpista up the hill from me. He likes to hang banners that big...

…from his second story.

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Well, We Know They Exist

So, you'll probably see one.
Haven't seen one at the house of the local nut job on our main street. He is a town embarrassment but he thinks he's a patriot.
But, I'm guessing he doesn't have one yet, because he hasn't lived in his house since May when he had a fire.
Did I mention it's the 2nd time his house burn? Did I mention the first one was classified as suspicious? Did I mention that the first rebuild made the house twice the size? Did I mention he was uninsured because the first incident raised premiums to more than they could afford? Can you tell this guy is a MAGAt?

[maxrandb]

12. I got that beat

The MAGAt that has a Donnie Dipshit shrine that I pass on the way to the grocery store put out a huge "I 'Heart' Elon" sign.

He put it up shortly after the South African Blood Jewel Apartheid loving fuckstick bought Twitter.

[ProfessorGAC]

19. That's A Contender For Sure

Before Musk turned his bad investment into a sewer, the guy probably didn't know who Musk was.

[Initech]

13. *ALL* MAGA flags are stupid.

There's one on a street by my house that has one that says "Trump: Best president ever!". I have to restrain myself from wanting to climb up that flag pole and ripping it down and stomping on it.

[cloudbase]

14. More willful ignorance.

The presidential and vice-presidential candidates cannot be residents of the same state.

[Celerity]

17. +100000

first thing I said

[Celerity]

18. +100000

first thing I said

[NotASurfer]

15. It would be a good idea for a WWE-style steel cage match, though

First one to fight his way out and climb to the escape hatch in the top of the cage is declared the Republicanik nominee. (Yes, the -nik suffix is deliberate. I feel it's accurate for the contemporary MAGA iteration of the party)

Worst case, one of them actually manages to find a way to clamber the cage walls, without plummeting like a Russian oligarch to an unfortunate end. Which means one pissed-off loser (and I can guess who would lose based on his track record...so much losing!) sniping from the sidelines about the match being rigged, trying to pressure the refs to overturn the result, declaring himself to be the real winner, and encouraging fans to storm the WWE world HQ.

Best case, neither man possesses the necessary upper body strength to climb the cage to freedom, and both are declared losers without recourse thanks to an obscure clause in the contract for the match that Rudi Guiliani (autocorrect insisted last name should be "Guilty" but I digress) for some reason wrote into the thing.

[lame54]

16. They're both with stupid

[llmart]

20. I may be able to do you one better.

I saw a yard sign last week that said "Trump/Jesus - 2024". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Yikes!

I've seen the "Jesus is my savior, Trump is my president" & "God, Guns, Trump" signs which are dumb. Not as dumb as what you saw.

[llmart]

23. Yep.

They always seem to be in the most run down, garbage strewn front yard, car up on blocks houses. Even if you were to ask them "what did Trump ever do for you" they wouldn't have an answer.

[Tommy Carcetti]

22. They clearly don't understand the Constitution

Unless they are okay with the possibility of Florida losing its electoral votes.

[edbermac]

24. If I had the money I'd make a DeSantis-Trump 2024 flag

Just to watch MAGAt heads explode.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

25. Theoretically that can't happen.

Since both of them claim Florida as their residence. But this is the GQP we're talking about. Rules and laws are for the little people.