Disney on thin ice: Suggestions for 'fixing' Disney movies after DeSantis' takeover

[Deep State Witch]

This is masterful trolling.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/columns/2023/03/12/desantis-takes-over-disney-calls-for-entertainment-no-woke-ideology/69984491007/

Disney on thin ice: Suggestions for 'fixing' Disney movies after DeSantis' takeover

From: Floridians Always Seeing Child Indoctrinating Story Themes (FASCIST)

To: Disney’s new oversight board

Subject: Suggestions for rewriting Disney movies

First of all, we here at FASCIST congratulate you on your appointments. And we look forward to some of your individual efforts to determine whether tap water makes people gay.

As you engage in your important work to re-educate Disney executives and coerce them to provide what the governor has called “entertainment that all families can appreciate,” we here at FASCIST have a suggestion.

Start by forcing the company to produce new versions of Disney’s classic movies that comport with the governor’s vision. You can call them “freedom versions” of the movies. Or better yet, figure out a way to use the word “liberty” in mandating the rewrites.

To get you started, here are our rewrite suggestions for four Disney movies:

[MagickMuffin]

1. Spot on

Great rewrites for the Floridians Always Seeing Child Indoctrinating Story Themes (FASCIST)

[Timeflyer]

2. Thanks--need humor at times to keep from constantly screaming in FL.

[NoMoreRepugs]

3. Outstanding.

[markodochartaigh]

4. "Finding Nemo; Bass Pro Shops Edition." nt

[NullTuples]

13. "Finding Nemo, but without the protandry"

See, Clown fish have this interesting trait...

"All clownfish are born males. A clownfish group consists of a dominant male and female and 0-4 juvenile males. So where did the female come from in the group? When the female dies, the dominant male changes sex to become the dominant female and one of the juveniles becomes the dominant male."

... & Pixar somehow set the conditions perfectly. It's not something that can happen; it is something that does happen.

[markodochartaigh]

16. Also the common swordfish kept in aquariums

can change sex. Also the incredibly beautiful saltwater fish Anthias. Some gecko species are all female too.

[PatSeg]

5. Very funny, well done!

[Initech]

6. OK, I needed that laugh!

[Marcuse]

7. Nt

[geardaddy]

12. Here's the full movie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Education_For_Death.ogv

[markodochartaigh]

17. Here is an article on a recent US update

https://www.salon.com/2021/10/26/cawthorn-raising-more-boys-to-be-monsters/

[TeamProg]

8. K&R Thanks for posting. n/t

[orleans]

9. loved this!

snow white and the seven dwarfs

beauty and the beast

little mermaid

aladdin

[SWBTATTReg]

10. I'll say it again, Disney is welcome to come to MO, we would love the huge amusement park here in

the state, the literally 10s of thousands of jobs, we're in the middle of the Country, and we already have tons of attractions in the state such as Silver Dollar City, etc. that tourists and locals can enjoy. Unfortunately, we do have a republican governor, but I'd think he would change his tune if such a huge employer such as Disney comes knocking at the door, after all, Walt Disney was born in MO. It would be kind of like a homecoming.

[calimary]

14. Well, there should definitely be consideration of other states

as alternatives to Florida. Not only should there be a brain drain, as has already been reported, but also a business drain. More businesses than Disney should at least consider leaving Florida.

[NullTuples]

15. MO has had a Republican trifecta & triplex since 2017?

The Republican Party controls the offices of governor, secretary of state, attorney general, and both chambers of the state legislature.

Abortion is completely banned in Missouri.

Anti-race-discrimination education, child labor and anti-LGBTQ bills are passing through Senate committees seemingly with ease (ie 2:1 ratio votes) this session?

https://www.news-leader.com/story/news/politics/2023/02/14/lawmakers-advance-pay-raise-consider-lgbtq-bills-statehouse-updates/69898846007/

Feels enough like Florida that I think many people would still avoid visiting the state.

[geardaddy]

11. Love this!

and in DeathSentence's own backyard!