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DeSantis Installs Higher Heels on White Boots in Preparation for 2024 Race
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-installs-higher-heels-on-white-boots-in-preparation-for-2024-race?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_03172023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=605b54a4317aac047b0906c0&cndid=64317402&hasha=0984f283c25d382e8106e30a5ff23ed6&hashb=6d4f3cf58a253247d7792604066f00165c053de0&hashc=6102599d2a235cc50c7caf6e35f91e05f5fb2d3432ea15ab903a09b101920536&esrc=bounceX&utm_term=TNY_BorowitzFLORIDA (The Borowitz Report)—Ron DeSantis has completed the installation of higher heels on his signature white boots in preparation for the 2024 Presidential race, sources close to the Florida governor have confirmed.
Although aides to the G.O.P. contender have refused to divulge the specific height of the new heels, they are believed to be “somewhere between two and three inches,” one source said.
The heels, which were paid for by DeSantis’s political-action committee, were installed by the campaign’s cobbler earlier this week in order to give the Governor ample time walking at the higher elevation, according to reports.
Although aides to the G.O.P. contender have refused to divulge the specific height of the new heels, they are believed to be “somewhere between two and three inches,” one source said.
The heels, which were paid for by DeSantis’s political-action committee, were installed by the campaign’s cobbler earlier this week in order to give the Governor ample time walking at the higher elevation, according to reports.
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Just like he denies being George's aunt who had a sex change.
He should just give up right now, spare himself the pain.
