Why is the Slobfather hunkering down at Mar-a-Lardo

[malaise]

Isn't he normally in New Jersey by now - is he afraid of being haunted by that body he buried there last year?

[Ocelot II]

1. He has to finish packing up his classified documents to take to Bedminster.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Ireland hurt his feelings and he's

skulking away.

[malaise]

4. Two things

He thought he could match Biden in Ireland - huge flop and he thought he could come up with an invitation to the coronation - huge flop

[underpants]

5. Coronation or upstaging

Both went as well as Tulsa

[republianmushroom]

3. 27 months and counting

[Aviation Pro]

6. Motherfucker thinks he's protected in his citadel

Zero Dark Thirty, UH-60s flare, HRT fast ropes into compound, flashbangs stuns security, bedroom door is breached.

And Bloated Tick is unceremoniously bound and thrown into a waiting Blackhawk, which whisks the obese parasite to a waiting C-130 at KPBI for the five-hour flight to an undisclosed airfield. Later, the quivering, flaccid turd is processed before being locked up at Quantico.

[malaise]

7. I'd pay to see that