On Motherfucker taking the stand, I put forward

[Aviation Pro]

Five fucking deferments.

Nope, Bloated Tick is a fucking coward.

[lame54]

1. He can't testify...

Due to tongue spurs

[LoisB]

5. OMG! Too funny!

[Joinfortmill]

2. 👍

[Kingofalldems]

3. Isn't there a video of him saying he is on his way back

to the USA so as to testify in the trial?

[Aviation Pro]

4. Motherfucker flew right past NYC and on to his redoubt, Merde-a-Lardo

Where he'll rant and talk to the walls. I can't wait until somebody picks up that dump for a song and razes it to the ground.

In my heart, I think Marjorie Merriweather Post would approve.

[Chainfire]

6. He probably believes he can sweep in in the last second and charm the pants off of the jurors...;)

[arthritisR_US]

7. I think he'll show up in court Monday thinking

his presence will intimidate the jours into voting for him and not for Carol.