Heh. Republican says "The dog ate my 'Biden scandal' homework."

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/james-comer-informant/
Rep. James Comer (R-KY) revealed on Sunday that Republicans had lost track of a top witness in the investigation of President Joe Biden and his family.

During an interview on Fox News, host Maria Bartiromo asked Comer about evidence he had of Biden's alleged corruption.

"You have spoken with whistleblowers," she noted. "You also spoke with an informant who gave you all of this information. Where is that informant today? Where are these whistleblowers?"

"Well, unfortunately, we can't track down the informant," Comer replied. "We're hopeful that the informant is still there. The whistleblower knows the informant. The whistleblower is very credible."

And the Church Lady says, "How convenient!"

This is right up there with "My cousin told me he knew a guy."

[CrispyQ]

1. "We're hopeful the informant is still there," ranks right up there with "A devil of a time."

Lou Dobbs Complains ‘Actual Proof’ of Election Fraud Is Too Hard to Find

Matt Wilstein
Senior Editor
Published Jan. 04, 2021 7:27PM ET

https://www.thedailybeast.com/lou-dobbs-complains-actual-proof-of-election-fraud-is-too-hard-to-find

snip...

During his Fox Business broadcast Monday evening, Trump loyalist Lou Dobbs inadvertently told on himself when he asked why there is still no concrete evidence that proves the 2020 election was stolen from the outgoing president.

“Eight weeks from the election, and we still don’t have verifiable, tangible support for the crimes that everyone knows were committed,” Dobbs said. “That is, defrauding other citizens who voted with fraudulent votes. We know that’s the case in Nevada, we know it’s the case in Pennsylvania and a number of other states, but we have had a devil of a time finding actual proof. Why?”

It would be hilarious except that 40% of our fellow citizens are willing to believe total lies based on zero evidence because it's what they want to believe.

[louis-t]

5. Lou Dobbs is still alive?

And still ignorant, I guess.

[Vogon_Glory]

2. So Comer lost track of his informant, did he?

Maybe Comer’s informant is hiding out with the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.

[mobeau69]

4. Probably hiding out with Gym Jordan's whistleblowers.

[lastlib]

6. Nah, those are actual people.

I suspect this informant may be hiding on Elvis' unicorn ranch.

[Volaris]

9. Canadian first girlfriends can be such a pain in the ass.

(On Edit) dammit underpants...that's what I get for not looking down. Oh well, great minds, and all that 😉

[underpants]

3. Is the whistleblower their "Canadian girlfriend"?

[PatSeg]

7. Whenever a republican says something or someone

is "very credible", you can immediately assume it is bullshit.

[Stallion]

8. This Should Explain Everything

[link:https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ecfd4515-6ae5-4b1c-a01b-09339ee55321

[Quanto Magnus]

10. There is no informant

and no Whistleblower.

My guess is these '2' even if they exist are not telling the truth.

[Ohioboy]

11. They have no evidence, yet want full attention of the media or they're "being silenced"

They always cry that their made up bullshit never gets covered. Well???

[dchill]

12. I seen it on the Intertubes!

[catchnrelease]

13. Well....

[link:|

[Poiuyt]

14. As Ron Johnson said, we should just infer guilt.

[Midnight Writer]

15. Is the informant's name Santos?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. From the Hoarse Whisperer

Link to tweet

[DBoon]

17. "My dog ate the Biden scandal evidence"

"Wait three days and I promise I will get it to you. It may have an unpleasant aroma, though"