My wife's Maga Qloon cousin didn't make the cut as District justice primaries.

[Duncanpup]

Saw her and her hubs at grocery store she seriously claiming election fraud she lost by 900 votes . I told her 18-19 and I stuffed the ballot box for her opponent and the boys and I we learned from watching 2000 mules.

So between the store say twenty minutes ride to the house I walk in and my mother in law asked why do you have to stoke them ( my wife’s cousin called her aunt to complain) I said I didn’t know you worked Qloon call center complaint department.

[Biophilic]

1. I thought they liked being riled up. You were just helping them along. Good samaritan and all.

[erronis]

10. Yup - turn them red in the face to match their caps.

With luck you can watch them stroke out also! (Sorry, that's sorta mean.)

[yardwork]

2. Beautiful!

I love everything about this.

[bucolic_frolic]

3. So we will add Qloon to Eloon and Tloon

Love the nomenclature

[2naSalit]

4. They thrive on...

The adrenaline energy getting riled up produces, you were helping her get her fix!

[barbtries]

5. Duncanpup

you better be ready for the knock on the door - she's probably at the police station right now yelling that you CONFESSED to stuffing the ballot box. tsk tsk

i don't know the 2000 mules reference. off to google i go. ETA done no way i'm looking at that.

[burrowowl]

18. Borox ad, maybe?

[barbtries]

21. actually,

Dinesh d'Souza
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/05/11/2000-mules-offers-least-convincing-election-fraud-theory-yet/

[irisblue]

6. " I said I didn't know you worked Qloon call center complaint department."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[niyad]

7. Oh my dear DP, huggggs to you for that brilliant report. I scared my poor kitty,

I laughed so hard.

[Diamond_Dog]

8. I am laughing so hard at this!

QLoon call center complaint department

[calimary]

9. Excellent!!!

Dodged another bullet there.

[KS Toronado]

11. Talk about trickle down

Тяцмp...The BIG LIE

Now more & more reQublicans are claiming the same bullshit.

[KentuckyWoman]

12. Qloon call center complaint department

[keithbvadu2]

13. When several republicans are on the same ballot for different offices, the ones that win are an hone

When several republicans are on the same ballot for different offices, the ones that win are an honest election.

The ones that lose are because of voter fraud. Or whatever excuse.

Same voter(s). Same ballot(s)

[llmart]

14. Gotta admit I burst out laughing at your last sentence.

"Qloon call center" - I'm saving that one to use when necessary.

[panader0]

15. "Auntie, he was mean to me!"

Snowflake.

[Ziggysmom]

16. I get a little lonely sometimes, but I'm glad I don't speak with my Qloon extended family.

Your reply was awesome; wish I could spout good replies like that.

[Hortensis]

17. Laughing at them's healthy, and they hate it! Win-win. Congrats to the district.

[hatrack]

19. Olympic Gold-Level Trolling!!

[Xavier Breath]

20. Please consider setting up a webcam

so we can watch your family's Thanksgiving this year.

[gratuitous]

23. "Why do you have to stoke them"

You know, Mum, I ask myself that question from time to time. But they're so easily stokable, it's like a balloon floating into a cactus field. Everyone knows what's going to happen, the only suspense is which spine does the deed.

[robbob]

24. When I saw "Qloon" I had to laugh!

The way my brain pronounced it (“kloon”) is the French pronunciation for “clown”. And what a bunch of sad pathetic clowns they truly are.

[Blue Owl]

25. "I got the idea from 2,000 Mules..." -- LOL!

[tavernier]

26. if there is such a thing as reincarnation,

you are Will Rogers come back to earth.
Keep on stoking, my friend.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

27. "Qloon call center complaint department"